Brendan Martin

@Gerard_Connelly Hey man just wanted to say quick congratulations on that gold medal at the Olympics. It was really impressive the way you were the youngest male snowboarders to ever win a medal – at Nesconset, NY

My younger brother @mike_herbs dropped his SiiiCk mixtape yesterday. Seriously, though, give it a listen for some great acoustic jams open.spotify.com/album/2qGeY… – at Nesconset, NY

naming @isthatsol ‘s first child Stefon, regardless of gender – at Nesconset, NY

Solid gold nitter.cf/alliekieffer/status/94… – at Nesconset, NY

imagining Jared Leto (aka Pre) singing his new song “walk on water” as a cautionary tale of sorts to Steve Prefontaine during some sort of dramatic cathartic montage scene in Without Limits.@30SECONDSTOMARS – at Head of the Harbor, NY

Come visit me at @SmithtownRunCo until 8pm tonight. Now selling Sneaker Balls☠️ – at Village of the Branch, NY

Got my vote! @gg_runs nitter.cf/stribsports/status/942… – at Nesconset, NY

Facebook’s advertising algorithm sure is getting accurate – at Nesconset, NY

instead of using a salad spinner, i find myself rinsing dual fistfuls of lettuce under the faucet before aggressively removing the water with alternating, forceful hammering motions. – at Nesconset, NY

If we let them repeal net neutr- *this tweet has been censored* – at Baywood, NY

time heals all wounds. and six days off heals most overuse injuries – at Nesconset, NY

. @JayHudson313 hits 20 miles 2 mins ahead of PR pace (predicted finish 2:37:13.) Let's hope he saved some fury for the second half of the race! #richmondmarathon – at Nesconset, NY

channeling my most powerful crystals for smithtown XC as they attempt to steal the state meet @SmithtownXC2017 @NYSPHSAA – at Nesconset, NY

time to lay off the NSAIDS for awhile #tcsnycmarathon2017 – at Manhattan, NY

i try to convince myself im tough but then i go ahead and black out when @usantidoping takes a thimble of my blood #irunclean #cleansport – at Manhattan, NY

Listening to "Lay it Down" by Ratt while I ride the LIRR to @nycmarathon weekend. – at Wyandanch, NY

blending delicious advil into my post-workout recovery smoothie #TCSNYCMarathon – at Nesconset, NY

stop pumping out greenhouse gases to power your flannel marketing machine. it's too hot! – at Stony Brook, NY

hard not to resent major corporations when it feels like theyre simultaneously causing globalwarming & cramming fall down my throat sept 1st – at Stony Brook, NY

Incredible job done as meet director @TheRealMerb but I hope everyone knows just how much work also done by @DoubleB_19 Barrett @HokaLIMile – at Nesconset, NY