JACKING OUT
NYC
Joined November 2012
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Followers For Algernon retweeted
Me: Mom, can we get a ship good and true?
Mom: We have a ship good and true at home.
The ship good and true at home:
Followers For Algernon retweeted
Me: I’m not gonna take on a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty.
3 beers later:
Just popping back in to say it’s absolutely wild that this is the dude who was making those shitty stonetoss comics
Followers For Algernon retweeted
I’m a single mom in NYC and gotta clear a bad overdraft on my main bank account. It’s up to -$600. My new job isn’t paying me for another week and I’m at my wit’s end. Please RT and help if you can! paypal.me/juliapdickinson
Followers For Algernon retweeted
at home: I can’t decide what movie to watch from the last 100 years. Siri look up anhedonia
at a hotel: the last 20 minutes of Beverly Hills Cop 2? here is richer entertainment than Caesar could command
Real diet:
it's trucker speed, benzedrine
Percocets, amphetamines
Black beauties and West Coast turnarounds
When the coast is clear, I drive with my knees
I mix it all up like a recipe
Coca-cola and coffee to wash it down
Sometimes I feel like my wheels ain't touchin' the ground
