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the great thing ab beating a dead horse with the right hg is that you discover new parts of the horse you didn’t beat before.
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Obama is now our Grandpresident. He doesn't president us directly, but shows up every now and then with jokes and stories and little gifts, and it really pisses off Trump when we ask if we can just stay and live with Obama instead.
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When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss
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i don’t think y’all understand how crazy it is that this is an actual tweet from the white house like please vote y’all
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People think I be flirting with them whole time I’m literally just making you feel human and accepted.
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I love being a female wit some money. I be out all day dilly dallying. Lil lunch here, lil shopping there.
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My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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I be in my apartment like wow. Thank you God- I'm able to buy food, pay my rent, keep the lights on and the water running. I just be so grateful. Idk





















