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Sweet Home, Alamaba
Joined October 2018
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I am a proud purveyor of the 2 bottle a day Robitussin cleanse
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the average person is such a fucking NPC we had 2 girls stuck on the bus after the driver took a break to jack off or whatever in a pret toilet. everyone huddled into a semicircle staring at these children behind the door while there's a big fat OPEN DOOR button RIGHT THERE
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encounters like these are starting to make me think if you successfully scam someone out of their pension they should just be told not to let it happen next time. non-ensouled people with raccoon brains just living life on petmode are swarming us
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“You have to listen to Joy Division!” Joy Division:
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Replying to @mudslime_hater
Random boy: *exists* Muhammad: 😗💦
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What’s the point of this?
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I think they make a good point
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🚨 Toddler, grandparents found dead in apparent murder-suicide after 911 call for "help." Details: tmz.com/2026/10/23/disabled-…
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Turned that nigga into a exotic bengal cat
Before surgery After surgery
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So sad. They just couldn't take enough pictures of blocks saying "SOYBEAN/GOYBEAM" to keep up with demand
JUST IN: Getty Images files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy after struggling with mounting debt & growing competition from AI-generated images.
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second tiger theory
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believe it or not there’s some serious hog at like 14 seconds into this
Canadian alcohol lingo in 1988. credit: cbc 🇨🇦
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This might the worst arrangement of words I have read in my entire life.
When I was in school I used to steal my auntie’s dupatta & her hijab and I’d make a Facebook account pretending to be her so I can find black men to sext and when they’d ask for nudes I’d go to Erome and type “Desi auntie pussy leaked” and I’d send it to them
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oh goebbels you 😭😭😭💔💔😭🥺🥺💔💔
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boy next to me asked chat gpt can he bring his cava on the flight and now he’s having a full on kii with the bot
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Replying to @HollowPoint_USA
don’t reverse engineer the microchip, just manufacture it immediately
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The decision to give Walter and Jesse special themed vehicles in late-era Breaking Bad was so tacky. We didn't need or want a Jesse speedboat or a Waltercopter. They'd reuse the same footage EVERY TIME of their house opening up to launch the vehicle from a secret room
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saw a nigga at the masjid on rainbet
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I love the Japanese intro to Postman Pat. It's so relaxing. For research purposes, I've painstakingly translated the Japanese lyrics...
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