will harris retweeted
The 10-year database architecture cycle:
2015: SQL is obsolete. Schemas are too rigid. Put everything in NoSQL JSON documents.
2018: Wait, we need to join users and orders. Let's write a 400-line nested loop in JavaScript to join them in RAM.
2021: Wait, if the server crashes halfway through the loop, we lose money. We need ACID transactions.
2026: Quietly puts everything back in PostgreSQL and never speaks of it again.
will harris retweeted
Every methodology eventually collapses into this one. The rest are just what we call it in the retro.
will harris retweeted
The fun fact about the eMudhra certificate leak is that the numbers were so low that only an AI or a flawed/test script would have found them. No sane human would have thought that a fellow human could have done something that stupid.
will harris retweeted
Last night, a swarm of Opus 5.5 agents working for 9 hours and burning 254.2 million output tokens were able to fully reverse engineer and decompile the Linux source code
Full source archive available here kernel.org
Grab it before they take it down
will harris retweeted
"I wish this thing worked differently" is becoming something people can actually fix themselves.
Someone just used AI to remove the ads from their parents' TV and build them a better interface.
Think about how many products we own that don't work the way we want.
The default experience is becoming a suggestion.
will harris retweeted
Funniest thing of this whole saga is:
- bucks literally stole Dame from us
- won nothing but an in season tournament
- waived Dame after injury
- traded away GIANNIS
- ended up with the Dame package from Miami
- STILL HAVE TO PAY DAMES SALARY 💀😭
