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Joined May 2024
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maya retweeted
i genuinely never considered that sir patrick stewart would die one day
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So, to recap the Larkin situation, this year he has: - Said he wants to be a Red Wing for life - Missed the playoffs again (scored one even strength goal after the Olympics btw) - Demanded a trade (but only to the top 3 US contenders) - Lost the captaincy - Begrudgingly showed up to camp (but wouldn't *really* answer any questions & got "injured) - Decided to play & said his focus was on winning games - Expanded his trade list (to the top 10 US contenders) - Publicly quit on his team for a second time Missing anything? Seems like a really easy guy to root for
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i’m gonna pull a larkin tomorrow and tell my job i’ve had enough and won’t come in until they transfer me to our offices in the caribbean
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“had enough”…yes how dare they make him play the sport he supposedly loves and pay him for it??? christ the ego on this guy, WHY would you want someone like him on your team?
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maya retweeted
can we stop giving biz any attention positive or negative
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maya retweeted
Hearing that trade talks have escalated on Larkin. Which doesn't mean it necessarily leads to a trade imminently but things have escalated. Things can still go a few different directions at the moment.
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oh okay whatever. cool.
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find a man who will love you the same way nhlde loves leon
Einfach nur Leon 🥹
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the concept of a tristan jarry shutout
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9/10 times someone interacts with an old tweet of mine im like
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also fun fact this gif is my one and only contribution to the gif keyboard
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maya retweeted
oh let's make fun of the girl who took a risk and put herself out there creatively
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“IT’S GAME DAY!” capitalized because it’s a threat. i got this notif and just sighed and said to myself “must we?”
IT'S GAME DAY! The #Oilers look to close out their homestand on a high note against the Flames in tonight's Battle of Alberta at @RogersPlace. ⏰ 6:30pm MT 📺 @SportsOnPrimeCA 📻 @CHED880 🎥 Oilers+ (post) 🎟️ EdmontonOilers.com/Tickets 🚗 RogersPlace.com/Parking #LetsGoOilers
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When my team is playing against the universally adored and bunny having goalie but I lowkey need McDavid and Draisaitl to destroy him
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maya retweeted
"we're two cheeks of the same ass that make up the Pacific Division"
Replying to @saviorified
oilers fans and sharks fans clown on each other but the reality is that we're two cheeks of the same ass that make up the Pacific Division
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successful start of his standup comedy career 😭
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oh my god 😭
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Why am I just now seeing this?
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I think about this all the time
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"Connor Leon please we have no depth we need you on seperate line-"
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