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Regenerative Cacao & Coffee Purveyor @hybridhumanco. Flat White Enjoyer. Third Place Advocate

Joined September 2021
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Launching our first product soon: Ceremonial Cacao - 100% Organic, Pure Ceremonial Grade Cacao Beans - Ethically traded from small, regenerative farms - Rich in Antioxidants and Minerals - Heavy Metal safe - For drinking, mixing, or chocolate making Any & all feedback is welcome
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You can always put cola syrup like this one in your Gerolsteiner until we can get the real thing
Who can ship me a few cases?
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Ladies & Gentlemen, a warm welcome to cozy season 🤝🥂
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The Big 3 And it’s not close Pippen, Rodman, Jordan
Rice cooker is easily one of the highest ROI kitchen appliance Was against it for years “it takes the same amount of time on the stove, why have another thing" Can cook 6 cups of rice with the push of a button and it comes out perfect every time Also don’t need to monitor it for all 30 mins with water boiling, turning to low, putting the top on, taking it off the heat etc Flip it on before lunch go back to work and perfectly cooked rice waiting for me
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Rice cooker is easily one of the highest ROI kitchen appliance Was against it for years “it takes the same amount of time on the stove, why have another thing" Can cook 6 cups of rice with the push of a button and it comes out perfect every time Also don’t need to monitor it for all 30 mins with water boiling, turning to low, putting the top on, taking it off the heat etc Flip it on before lunch go back to work and perfectly cooked rice waiting for me
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Quick reminder that a jar of tomato sauce has over 2gs of potassium
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Chicken rice and hot sauce tastes like a Michelin star meal after fasting
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Mom is a @Man_with_a_van fan so had to bring the parents for some burgers, shakes and tallow fries Also tried the new chicken tenders which are ridiculous Left them with some tallow balm and soap to take home You have to be Indoctrinating your parents
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Today is a good day
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Mold and glyphosate free coffee Metal safe cacao On LTF marketplace now
We just added @HybridHumanCo to the Marketplace! Check them out here for 15% off! labtestedfoods.com/marketpla…
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One of the biggest crimes against humanity
FYI if a coffee shop asks if you want a medium or large latte ask them if it’s the same amount of espresso. Usually it is…
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The holy trinity of morning liquids: OJ Espresso Milk
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Name a better duo Yes I am back
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If you’re a coffee shop serving cappuccinos and flat whites in 16 oz min you should lose your business license
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If you’re low on copper, eat cacao If you’re low on magnesium, eat cacao If you’re low on manganese, eat cacao If you’re low on feeling amazing, eat cacao
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Maturing is realizing that checking your bag is way better than having to lug it around and deal with a bunch of animals fighting for overhead space and getting off the plane. Extra 10 mins when landing well worth it
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BowTiedBean retweeted
Quitting coffee is an admission you enjoy hazing yourself while losing all the longevity benefits.
Coffee induces autophagy, the most essential factor in life extension. This can explain coffee's association with better health.
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The fiber craze is getting out of hand. No I don’t want 200% of my daily fiber intake in a single bar
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Face got fried on the water yesterday even after using some zinc oxide Then I remembered I didn’t take my Albedo. Won’t make that mistake again
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Daily rotation of Gerolsteiner and Vichy Catalan, with some Fiji mixed in Over a gram of sodium in this bad boy Gerolsteiner for calcium and magnesium Fiji for silica Covers all your bases
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I am topping off my espresso drinks with instant coffee. We are not the same
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