Joined February 2009
What I’m going to miss most about Lanterns is rushing to this cesspool every Sunday night to see people with a shocking inability to understand the show joyously scream their media illiteracy for the world to see. Mad about everything. Following none of it.
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Announcers crediting Mahomes with discovering Kenneth Walker in his 60th NFL game while rehabbing.
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However the Bills looked after the Denver game that made Pegula fire McDermott…I’m gonna need them to find that energy again.
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Can we talk about first time DC with a first time HC was a totally shit idea for a team in their position? Need someone in the fucking room to tell Beane he’s ass at his job and actually know what they need and have the balls to fucking fight for it.
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The Rams are going to drop 70 on them next week.
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When Jarmo and Beane, like Adams and Beane before them, are constantly battling for the title of worst GM in sports… You have an ownership problem.
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The last three playoff runs ended with the offense unable to complete a pass downfield. They promoted the coach. The last six seasons have had a woefully under talented defense. They promoted the GM.
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Don’t look for me this week. I no longer exist.
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Worst two point try team ever. Every year.
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A petty person, knowing the discourse will be all about the defense this week, would point out they’ve gotten the offense the ball back two drives in a row and we can’t get a first down.
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This offense should look familiar to anyone who watched us play in October before. A WR goes down…and that’s that. Beane’s neglect of the position costs them every single fucking year. I hate him and wish nothing but bad things for and upon him.
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Have you ever loved sports so much that you hate sports? And your life?  And the world?  And yourself?
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The annual WR disaster has officially struck down the Bills again. No one can get open.  Throws behind the line.   Every fucking year. One WR drafted on day one or two of the draft since Allen was picked.
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If the idiot losers are wondering why they’re throwing behind the line of scrimmage on third and long and most other plays…it’s because they need wide receivers you stupid fucks.
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Now the offense has to bail them out without any kind of receiving threat because Beane put all his chips on THAT defense again.
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We’re going to waste another off-season “rebuilding” the defense when the guy choosing the players is the reason it doesn’t get better. Great.
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How many years does Beane get to sell needing to rebuild the defense when he’s the one making the picks and most of them suck?
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Shakir fumbles Palmer can’t catch Moore can’t stay healthy Keep saying we don’t need wide receivers you dumb fuck assholes.
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Nice uncalled block in the back on that Maye run
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Ok that was a pass by Maye but how is it not intentional grounding?
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