“Ah, finally it’s gotten to the good part.” “Master! Harry Potter is distracted by Malfoid! Now is the time to strike him down!” “Shhh. At last, they’re having a heart to heart. She loved him but didn’t know how to express it beyond teasing. He couldn’t see past the low hanging fruit to the true prize right in front of him.” “But my Lord!” “Shhhh. You see? She confessed her love. Oh, Harry, now would be the perfect time to kiss h- oh you absolute chad.” “….” “Yes, now hug her tight to show her how much she means to you. Attaboy. Ahhh, perfection.”