used nail glue to stick my rose quartz gem to my belly button last night and it ripped off my happy trail when i took it off
this but instead of another woman another twink. i get her i really do!
Cardi B said she wants a THREESOME where she and another woman BOTH SUCK DICK AT THE SAME TIME - while making out 💀
Alex Cooper asked what fantasy she’d never admitted publicly.
“I think I’ve done them all.”
Then Cardi got specific.
She wanted a “really pretty-faced girl” she actually liked.
And she wanted them doing it TOGETHER.
“Not just my turn, your turn.”
She described making out and “clashing on it.”
Cooper immediately picked up on the pretty-face requirement.
Cardi’s explanation?
“I’m very passionate.”
“I like to make love.”
Alex asked for a fantasy.
Cardi gave her the full scene 😭
a coworker assumed i had a boyfriend because i look like i have a loving partner but that could not be further from the truth
been joking about how oomf and i are probably cousins because our families are from the same part of colombia but i got my ancestrydna results back and we legit share second and third cousins 😭😭
just met troye sivan by accident he’s gonna think i’m a stalker i was legit wearing his merch oh lord























