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I don’t exist

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Joined November 2020
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The entire BLOOD OF JESUS!!! I should have just mind my business fr 😭
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And December and January and February
Mauroy (@mauroytweets) profile pictureMauroy
@mauroytweetsNov 7
somebody out deh a sleep wid the fan on in November
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Can’t wait to go in my mans bed and sleep
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mawoo@raeromtNov 5
And that’s how you read the room
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseNov 5
Doja Cat changes lyric of ‘Paint The Town Red’ at her show in Dallas, Texas following the Democratic victory: “I don’t care I paint the town BLUE.”
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Kéne
@AtuanyaKeneNov 4
He did great and you look comfortable asf in that car. Cute blanket 😍😍
𝐊 ✰ (@itssthyherinme) profile picture𝐊 ✰
@itssthyherinmeNov 4
I had a major water leak at my home, so I asked my baby daddy if I could stay at his house because I was told it would take about a week to repair. Out of respect, I asked him not to let his girl come over while I was there. Just being honest, I’m still not over our relationship, and this man had the audacity to put this woman before me. He even allowed her to disrespect me and tell me I wasn’t welcome. Y’all, I had to sleep in my car, and this man didn’t even care. He let that woman do me like this.
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The text messages is made up and the context of the situation is based on a skit by someone on TikTok. Not the user on Twitter X. tiktok.com/t/ZTPJ7593o/
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Cardo@fyahmayneNov 3
Another day driving in Jamaica 🇯🇲 #jamaicapotholes
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All who deh work rn, a bayyyy
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Saun (@saun876) profile pictureSaun@saun876Nov 2
Baboon brain content
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You didn’t think I was done, did you?🎓
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Chricken, merkbanged,spricy, Fredder
cookieblitz (@breewidthabuff) profile picturecookieblitz@breewidthabuffNov 2
Yo Landale’s vocabulary tek mi out 😂😂😂
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Yo Landale’s vocabulary tek mi out 😂😂😂
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Tomi
@tomiwebstrNov 1
you weren’t committed
Jalen’s Rose (@blonddtyler) profile pictureJalen’s Rose@blonddtylerNov 1
howd i do? #Halloween
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tomilola@modoluwamuadeOct 30
your heart’s not in it.
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@abdulbasitakaOct 29
Happy Halloween @WillemDafoe
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The Halloween costumes this year>>>>
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@modsiwWOct 30
Halloween in High Fashion: Horror Movies Edition
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Knee a get better can’t risk it rn
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Daddy J, esq🎯@jega_kabirOct 30
This was the Endgame before Endgame even existed. The whole cinema went DEAD SILENT when Aro took off Carlisle Cullen’s head. 😭🔥
CHIZZY🍿 (@ChizzyKing10) profile pictureCHIZZY🍿@ChizzyKing10Oct 28
This is one of the most rewatchable fight scenes in the whole Twilight Saga.
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Sauce@ExtraSauce_Oct 30
I don't want to see a celebrity dressed as another celebrity. I want this dumb shit.
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 30
Alex Consani as a Thumb-Thumb from ‘Spy Kids’ for Halloween.
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Shrimpdon🦐@shrimpdon_Oct 30
dont know what malie a do to the van cleef song them but these are the first set of overplayed hits i genuinely haven't got tired of lmao
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