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Jersey City, NJ
Joined February 2011
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Brian Ruscin retweeted
My physique is top 0.1% for people who have the McDonald’s app on their phone.
my iphone just autocorrected “get on line” with “get in line” and I found that to be very anti new jersey
this happens to me all the time and as a former cashier I’ll never find it normal to not greet the customers
I just had the Gen Z experience at Starbucks. I walked up to order and the girl just stared at me. I waited and she basically mouthed “can I help you” and so I go “I’m sorry, what?” Then she kind of rolls her eyes at me and says in just above a whisper “I said can I help you!” Is this generation mute? What is happening? I feel like they are fucking with us.
Brian Ruscin retweeted
the next white lotus should be at the covid-conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts
I worked at a service merchandise in high school and had to calm down screaming adults who would blow a gasket when their item could not be located in the warehouse during step 3
“We’re going to make a store that sells everything.”
> Great. So people can take what they want to the register and pay for it?
“No. They’re going to bring a little white ticket to the register and pay for it.”
> Oh. Okay. Then the cashier gets whatever they bought and brings it to them?
“No. Then they bring the receipt to another area and shows it to a second cashier.”
> Ah. Nice. So the stuff is waiting for them by the time they get there?
“No. Someone in the back will send it out using an elaborate conveyer belt system.”
