#IfICouldChangeTime I’d have posted this before the game ended.
#BestPartsAboutFall
It’s getting cold and wetter so no, I’ve got nothing.
I know very little about Magic Cards but surely the Captain Kirk card beats every other card every time.
Bakers old Treehouse retweeted
Replying to @bringbakerback
"Cheap tequila" sounds like it was refined rather than distilled!
#IfTheSpiritMovesYou nearer to death then stop drinking it.
Yes I’m looking at you Tequila.
My first experience of a 69 #WasAbsolutelyHorrifying
I can’t imagine what 1-68 was like.
Me. A fish was #CaughtInMyWebb
Wife. That's a net.
Me. Sorry, Annette was caught in my web.
I fucked up when the Enterprise got #CaughtInMyWebb
Seeing an SUV behind me and trying to decide if that's a roof rack or police lights on the roof #AlwaysGivesMeStress




