This Ø/F girl broke down CRYING after her speed date TORE her apart and Clavicular didn't defend her once 😳
“I can see your body for 7 dollars, I don't think you're providing any value to the world with your job”
Clavicular ended the kiss with the most TOXIC promise any girl could ever hear 👀💀
“I'm about to go have s*x with this other girl, but I'm thinking about you the whole time”
While this girl was kissing his neck, Clavicular told her he'd already promised s*x to FOUR other girls 😭
“We might have to have an org*y”
“That's fine”
Clavicular needed ONE question to expose a girl who insisted she bought her own Rolex by streaming VIDEO GAMES 😭
“Video games, is that a new name for your t*ts and your a*s?”
“No, it’s called having an OnlyFans.”
Clavicular covered his face the SECOND his boy Brock started asking his girlfriend Lily about her body count on the polygraph 😭
“Is your body count higher than 20?”
“No.”
“Is your body count higher than 15?”
“It’s one over 15.”
Clavicular told his student Kevin to his face that he thinks his whole personality is an ACT 😳
“I feel like you got everyone else fooled, but not me. Great character, bro.”
Clavicular said he’s too busy looksmaxxing for a girlfriend, yet TWO girls were doing his lashes and feeding him 😭
“He’s getting the treatment he deserves.”
“Eating horizontal.”
Clavicular asked a girl about her plans, then found out why she was offering to leave with him RIGHT NOW 😭
“My man just left me for another b*tch, so…”
“I wonder why.”
Clavicular promised a girl he’d be a GENTLEMAN if she left the club with him, then leaned over his seat toward her CH*ST 😭
“I love that you look at my eyes.”
“I have a good personality.”
Clavicular didn’t have to choose between TWO best friends because one of them asked to bring the other along 😭
“Yeah, that’s my best friend. She’s down.”