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Joined March 2015
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God. i’ve been lucky enough to witness so many great moments in theaters but nothing beats this one. from the moment he enters, with that bass rattling the theater walls, to this brilliant monologue, the “blah blahs,” the chaos erupting and tension exploding. wow. God tier.
You just had to be there
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how white people look at you when you put the big light on instead of the lamp
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It's so fucking funny that the jury unanimously agreed that this guy was so annoying that he literally deserved to be shot
this man, my personal hero of all heroes, Alan Colie was found not guilty of wounding youtube prankster Tanner Cook in Virginia. this sets an important precedent if a youtuber threatens or harasses you, you can just start blasting and ask questions later.
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Hey yall here’s 4 screenshots of the most insipid uneventful Hinge chat of all time. Shouldn’t this person im talking to kill themselves?
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Tamara Joseph please chronical this whole h3 saga into a stop motion movie. H3 viewers despise you now, but there is a whole audience of haters who have the upmost respect for you. You are objectively more talented and entertaining than anyone else on that show.
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There's no hope for women if you think someone making a bad tweet as a teenager warrants this level of harassment and it's very depressing to see people I respect do so. You've fallen for the same Amber Heard smear campaigns i know you pride yourself in "never falling for" :/
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Naaahhhh they fuckin.
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I love how you can see basically every type of gay dude in this video
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vi que mais alguém assistiu meu curta e fui ver o perfil dele vocês jamais serão esse cara
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I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Good for him. I hope they have a nice time.
the most annoying mexican male with a septum piercing and a goatee is planning on taking his bisexual girlfriend with micro bangs to this
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i’m not new to this i’m true to this
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Free epic comeback to use
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Yeah
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no i didn't score with anyone at the party but my xGF% was really high
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what they don’t want you to know about Brockhampton summer is that it was awesome
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Seated one last time for Digger. Feels like the end of an era. Digg or die.
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the concept of “cncbunni” exists as something of a malevolent temptress in modern folklore. the nonbinary barista is also a creation of modern folklore but as like a symbol of abundance and good harvest
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