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Every day I wake up and put on my gym shorts one leg at a time.

Joined August 2009
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There’s a high chance that Trump thinks Elon Musk has whatever Forrest Gump had
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Tarik Skubal had thrown 17 innings of scoreless baseball this postseason. He looked practically unhittable. On two pitches, the Guardians scored five runs off him. Baseball makes no sense sometimes -- and that's why it's the best.
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MIN Vikings: C.Ham 2 yd. run (W.Reichard kick) NYJ 0, MIN 17
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God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all
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นอนขี้มูกโป่งอินเรียลไลฟ์
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What's interesting here is that a computer did the fun, creative job of drawing Kermit in various scenarios, and then a human did the boring, labor-intensive job of creating shortcuts with custom thumbnails to open all of their favorite apps. nitter.cf/dlberes/status/1830719…
People will be like, “generative AI has no practical use case,” but I did just use it to replace every app icon on my home screen with images of Kermit, soooo
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"Waiting For You" is out now—a love song written for and about the band. Thank you all for being a part of it 💘💘💘 Stream and buy tickets to the Forever and Ever Tour: linktr.ee/charlybliss
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Terrific
📸 The 2024 USA Basketball Men’s National Team 🇺🇸 #USABMNT
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Bean Pie Heaven Cleveland, OH
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A tool for a better life. The Light Phone III is a decision you make when you're finally ready to say enough is enough. learn more & pre-order today: 👉thelightphone.com/lightiii
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Free Rothko #streetart © Oakoak
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In @FastCompany, I wrote about how wild it is that Ford, GM, and Stellantis no longer offer any sedan models in the US. That's bad for Americans -- and it's risky for the Big Three. fastcompany.com/91123174/det…
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A "no-hitter alert" from Greg that lasted... one pitch 😂
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Downtown West Palm Beach venue previously known as CityPlace gets new name ... CityPlace bit.ly/3UH03U0
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Out grocery shopping (for, like, real food and not snacks!) and people fist bumping me
Truly an unfortunate day to walk around with Resting Stoned Face, as I have my entire life
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