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hailey

@buffaloxranch

hamboning will save your life someday

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Joined November 2012
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A@noirpoeticriri22h
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i told a client i need docs signed and filed no later than 4pm. it’s 3:51 and all he emailed back was the letter “w” …. man it’s halloween friday pls let me go home
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if you have bpd u can say whatever u want and no one can get mad
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never get dairy coffee creamer. a lesson i learned today 💔
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for halloween ill be okay
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Mauvaise nouvelle pour leschiottes du travail : j arrive
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*@joextsyOct 28
i’m so excited for nonstop nutting november
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emailing my professors that i have to miss class for a funeral is like ordering fajitas at chilis
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how it feels to ask your boss if they need help with anything
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sera@euchreismOct 27
You Can See Everything synopsis
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julie@bigfeeelingsOct 27
they just hit the fucking pentagon
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most relatable part of you can see everything was amanda seyfried saying she has faked enjoying sex with every man she’s slept with
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I told her I could be her yeah boy if she could be my doll face and together we can pierce this veil and she blocked me
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i’m gonna go to a hardcore show dressed up as a banana . has anyone thought of this before
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Cam@harleybaghdadOct 25
It probably feels good as fuck to have a Ford super duty pickup truck and a new build house in the suburbs and a costco membership and to have literally nothing to live for
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woke up mad as hell for no reason
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no wonder he doesn’t fw me 😭
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I never gave af that cartman fed scott tenorman his parents he scammed cartman out of $16.12 he had it coming
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