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Dave Oldham

@buffetbowler

We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year

Joined May 2011
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3 weeks til the Grand Prix 😬
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That time of year when you check every 5 mins to see if the back brake is rubbing 🚴‍♂️ #overindulged
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The dummy, against Uruguay 👌🏻
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Ah well, at least the country is in a great place outside of football… 👀
Play a decent team, get beat. The Southgate way.
Remember, they don’t give a shite if you like them or their documentary - only that you watch it. Desperate.
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British Superbike Championship (@OfficialBSB) profile pictureBritish Superbike Championship
@OfficialBSB6 Oct 2022
MSVR statement: Chrissy Rouse 📰 bit.ly/3RHPifv
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Man getting hit by football
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“How dare they put money over lives?” That’s working out really well then #costoflockdowncrisis
The frost. Sometimes it makes the blade stick #namethatfilm
Been a @OfficialBSB fan for many, many years and have to say @BradRayRacing is everything this championship needs, would love him to win, but my god if @tommybridewell could somehow do it… 😭
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Wesley@WesleyBout21 Sep 2022
This would be the craziest way to find out John Lennon is still alive
Paul McCartney (@PaulMcCartney) profile picturePaul McCartney
@PaulMcCartney21 Sep 2022
I have heard whispers that a pal of mine is on America's #TheMaskedSinger premiere! Best of luck friend! Sing with all your heart!
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Please, please invite me to your next party.
TheAlbion (@TheAlbion7) profile pictureTheAlbion@TheAlbion78 Sep 2022
Replying to @ChrisJack_Getty
Are you aware that's what happens when rain showers and sunlight occur at the same time? Merely a coincidence. Rainbows occur more frequently in the summer, which it still is.
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This cartoon is from 2020. What an accurate prediction...
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The wonderful beeb are gonna have a shit-fit when they get round to looking at Lineker’s account. Or perhaps not.
Cycling Weekly (@cyclingweekly) profile pictureCycling Weekly
@cyclingweekly30 Aug 2022
Jeremy Vine broke BBC impartiality guidelines with safe cycling tweets trib.al/wl0DPD8
Jeremy Vine broke BBC impartiality guidelines with safe cycling tweets

Jeremy Vine broke BBC impartiality guidelines with safe cycling tweets

BBC presenter found to have been impartial on subject of low traffic neighbourhoods

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“Lockdowns save lives”
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@ZubyMusic in case you hadn’t seen…
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Question for track cyclists out there (I’m thinking of you @boldy1664) - are we still unpopular for having wheels which are too round?
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It’s Georges Santos’ birthday today. You remember him. "Santos has history with Andy Johnson. That first challenge will be interesting..." Goodness gracious me.
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“Everything’s so expensive, why can’t the government do something?” What, like shut down the economy for months and dish out furlough payments like confetti? Oh, but Russia… this crisis must be their fault right?
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