When I was a kid, thought it was so badass to be a lone wolf sniper.

If this tweet gets 1 like I’ll order another $20 beer in Chicago

If this tweet gets 1 like, @t_haack will cut his hair

Just in from bugsports:

Calculated Asshat vs Jacked Genius, who wins? @t_haack @jackedgenius12

Got my first kiss in the roller rink back in 15’. Think Savage Love was playing over the loudspeaker.

We need to have a conversation about John Mateer being too jacked for his position

12 year console war veteran

Back in the day all you had to do was take a girl out to a diner and drive her around for a bit. Now it’s open season on the Chase Sapphire Preferred at Sephora.

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Chinese hackers got my old account