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Imagine tum washroom mei aate ho and find me your mom's friend wearing this
Kya karoge?
Jawed retweeted
papa to momma - *tu beti ki khayal ralh ye garba daily ja rhi thi?? ..uski shape dekh rhi h.. kuch toh galat h??
Me -(**skirt utar di) **areyyy papa aur momma.. Ab woh abduI or asif ko meri 🍑 pasand thi.. Ab mein kya karun..Meri kya galti isme??
Areyy papa aap tho jhad gaye 🤭💦
Jawed retweeted
How angry your mom gets on you when you try to talk back to the gundas at your dad's last rites
"But mom people are saying these gundas did this to dad"
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jawed ji sach hi bolte the ki "esa figure bana dunga ki namard nazar bhi nahi mila paenge"
dekho to iss namard ko kaise sharma rha hai....apna gulam bna lu kya iss kutte ko.
waise bhi iski gf banegi to jawed ji jse mard ke paas hi aegi !
loser khi ka.



















