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When i buy my own groceries best believe its just gonna be fruits vegetables and bread

Hi im a tradwife who believes women shouldnt vote or have equal rights pay $40 a month for my small business course on how to act like a slave to your husband

1 day no cigarettes

Marxshallah the bourgeoisie will fall 🙏

Dude i cant with the fucking outfit the facial expressions the slow motion the thighs shaking the old man with underwear that says choking hazard the synchronised humping “hoot hoot hoot hoot”

What was the creative vision here

Fuck hayfever fuck sore throats fuck headaches fuck itchy eyes fuck runny noses

14 year olds when you diss limp bizkit korn or system of a down

I better become fluent in a second language by the time im 20

Mums soul english is the easiest language to master cuz every other language has weird rules and the most abbreviations and shortenings ever like english is so simple in comparison

Me tryna show someone im listening to them while they talk

Me as soon as exams are over

Idk why i never realised the wnba is pretty just made up of lesbians

Going to the gym would be so much better if it was free and i didnt see everyone in the world who i know in there

Ok im sorry

we live in a fucked up world where it’s pro-ana and anti-semitism when it should instead be anti-ana and pro-semitism

Why are doordashers always on a phone call

2nd wave emo is so good bro its such a perfect mix of indie and math rock with the worlds best innovative songwriting and the most mid vocals on earth