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Joined March 2024
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I wasn’t joking
Peptides, galaxy gas and WSP soap coming in the mail this week someone stop me
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My wife made me buy a new lunch box. I opted for the classic. Just like my grandfather had. 🫡
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“Throw anything you want on the tv” Better get ready to learn Russ #brodie
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This is sick as fuck
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Jesus dude get a grip
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Woke up to the 2025-2026 dye table has been hung up as a decoration
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Don’t let Monday ruin your Sunday
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Judge Jury and Executioner
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Hold the chicken by the neck
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I gotta make more money man
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Wait a second... that means... 👀👀barstool you dirty dog!!! 😂😂😂😛
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BurnerVerse retweeted
It’s all gonna work out
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Wife told me I drink too much and she misses her ex. This will show her
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No excuses, turn this place crimson
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This hangover is so bad I might puke on this guy during the exam
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Get in my stomach challenge: extremely easy edition
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Fading classes and work. Gonna sit outside and drink and then get retardedly drunk and ruin the day party for everyone tonight.
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In case anyone had any questions
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Coffee hinge date with an absolute rocket and just told me she works at the same place as my ex
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