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Thread of all the stories I’ve dropped on Twitter. Hope you enjoy 💕
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My teeth looks great and they are very white but now I suffer from teeth sensitivity because of the darn DIY teeth whitening device I used years ago 😭😭😭 Somebody help. I can’t even eat chocolate 😩
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I was slicing some vegetables yesterday and I ended up cutting my finger. It didn’t matter that it was a mistake, I immediately got upset because how? I’ve been slicing vegetables since I was 8 years old and could finally wield a knife. I should know better, yet I’d acted like a complete rookie! Considering my immense displeasure, it only made sense to slice more fingers as that’d certainly teach me a lesson, right? So, I did. I sliced another finger, then another, then…
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This is me. I’m never taking my lunch at my desk. Even if I have nothing to eat, I’d stepping out of my desk . 😂I don’t play with my 1hr
My coworker takes a full hour for lunch every day, and last week someone told her, "Must be nice." She walks out at 12:30 and comes back at 1:30. Everyone else eats at their desks with one hand on the mouse. She didn't argue. She just smiled and said, "It is nice." The next morning, a calendar invite went out to all 40 of us...
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Simisola 🖊 retweeted
The fact that they are all in the media is how you know they don’t mean well
TOLUWANISING’S GRANDMOTHER SHARES HER WISH CONCERNING HER GRANDSON’S FINAL RESTING PLACE In this interview, Toluwanising’s grandmother expresses her personal wishes regarding where she would like her grandson to be laid to rest. This video is part of Dunmininu’s ongoing journalistic coverage of the family’s concerns surrounding this sensitive case. We encourage everyone to watch with empathy, respect the family’s privacy, and keep the discussion peaceful. Please avoid personal attacks, speculation, or sharing unverified information about anyone involved. Our aim is to document perspectives responsibly and encourage appropriate attention to the family’s concerns. © DUMININUKINGDOM
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That lady is never beating the allegations. Talmbout does she want to sell the house. Smh
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I cried and almost ruined my makeup 🥹
This is the moment that makes every Yoruba bride cry 🥹 It's not the dance. It's when her mother covers both of them with the veil. Under that veil, no one can hear what her mother is praying for her. This is the real Yoruba wedding. Not aso-ebi. Have you experienced this?
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It is when they drag you on this app that you realize people are lowkey hating on you🤣
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This is the guy I was talking about yesterday. His area of specialization is interviewing bereaved families. When Amir passed, he made sure he interviewed almost everyone in that family, he nearly interviewed their goat and dog too.
“We call on the government to carry out a proper investigation on the de@th of Toluwani , Nobody should attempt to bury him and the whole family have concluded that he should not be buried yet” - Toluwani’s Uncle
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I hate low quality people sm😭
I do this whenever I travel by air. I’ll familiarise myself with whoever I’m sitting next to, collect their number, and ask if someone is picking them up or if they’re ordering a ride. Once I hear “I’m ordering a ride,” congratulations, you’ve just become my airport taxi. 😂 I’ll discreetly use my phone to snap the car plate number and send it, alongside the person’s details, to my DSS friend in case anything happens. Once you drop me, na block straight 🫣😂 Abeg, those airport taxi fares are not beans jare😂
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When I’m in a bad situation or I’ve messed up, I just randomly imagine I were dead and if that mistake would matter. If it doesn’t, I try to take it off my head. This is my coping mechanism.
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A woman without money is in trouble .
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This guy perfectly explained why a lot of you don’t have success in relationships today.
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I hate delivering bad news but that comes with my job 😩
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Ngl this agbo vs fake products conversation Dey reduce IQ. It’s certainly obtuse to compare both.
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I still don’t know how to make noodles. I don’t even like cooking noodles. I like someone else making it. It never hits when I make it.
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End of Summer
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Replying to @_maKhushwayo
Everyone on X have two degrees from a university ranked in the top 1% in the world and work for one of the top firms globally.
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Hi i’m a braider in lagos and this is my audition to be your braider 💕
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If I were in church for Harvesters Fourth service, I for collect mic talk
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Please Everyone, I need your help. From the accident, she has fractures in her hand, leg, and pelvic region. The doctor said the surgery will cost about ₦5 million. It is extensive and will be done in two phases. First they will operate on her hand and leg. When she recovers from that, they will do the pelvic region. It has been a painful experience. We have already spent so much on drugs and medications just to keep her stable this far. The pain is still there every day. A lot of you have followed this from the day of the accident. You have seen the updates. You know what this has been like. Please, if your heart can move you, even ₦1k, ₦2k, ₦5k, ₦10k, or ₦20k from you will help us. Every little bit carries weight right now. Kuda Microfinance Bank 2004212740 Ekpo Richard Unwana If you want to confirm or even visit to see how she is doing, please call or WhatsApp me on 08014616027. Please help me share this too. I need the support. Thank you for reading this far.
If you were the one that did a HIT AND RUN at Ogudu express, Lagos yesterday evening, just know that it was my wife you hit. I FORGIVE YOU, I really do. Getting the call and the news was heartbreaking and caused tears but I FORGIVE YOU. I FORGIVE YOU I'm grateful to and for the Man that kept her conscious rendering first aid till the Ambulance got there. He even stayed and helped till midnight (few minutes ago). I'm so grateful 🙏
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