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if you're hurt and not hurting others, we can prob be friends; they/them lesbian w relative pronouns (who what which) Anal Roberts '21, MKFE '24

between Milford and Strapford
Joined September 2010
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to hell with a statue, when i am gone they will name a gender after me 😌😇😎
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The stripper loves me. The therapist loves me. The bartender loves me. The barista loves me. I am just incredible loveable
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[man leans into doorway of WTC bathroom] "Hey, you gotta finish up in there. 9/11 is happening." "Alright. Just a sec."
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There is stupid...And then there is ICE Stupid
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The whole “Anakin + Padme imperial dynasty” trend chuds have been latching onto is very funny because Anakin objectively didn’t have the sauce to pull it off He has no loyalty from any ideological or bureaucratic organs, and is a political novice. He’d get couped in a month
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some angels have a penis
not all angels have wings, some have big boobs that jiggle when they walk
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[watching a random Tales From The Crypt episode] Hell yeah. Big budget anthologies rock. The Crypt Keeper is my little buddy. [watching several Tales From The Crypt episodes in a row] This is the definitive psychosocial atlas of the American baby boomer's collective unconscious.
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Please check your kids' Halloween candy they're helping hamburger in the Halloween candy this year
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oh boy, lucky for them, this didn't happen just before a day most of the US buys, eats and hands out tons and tons of sweets
The FDA has announced a recall of chocolate due to contamination with broken glass.
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A Black child was murdered in the Bronx the same day an owl’s nest was destroyed. Nothing captures the tale of two cities quite like white politicians rallying to defend an owl’s nest while remaining silent about the murder of a Black child.
I love that NYC is coming to a halt because the nest of a family of barn owls was removed from a water tower.
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wdym you’re strip tease daffy duck
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"Caring too much" and "asking others to change their beliefs or behavior" have always been unforgivable sins in the eyes of Parker and Stone. South Park has always been a regressive show because they're more bothered by people being annoying about injustice than injustice itself.
no shade but they should’ve taken matt and trey’s pen right there and then
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Skeleton Friend: On Halloween I can go out as myself and not get strange looks but then November comes around and I'm back to being an outcast Me *hiding two drum sticks behind my back because I was about to play a solo on his rib cage*: I reject bigotry in all its forms
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I want this stuff banned. Not regulated, not reformed. These machines banned from the internet and devices and companies banned from developing them.
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It’s All Hallows’ Eve not All Hallows’ Steve
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norman finkelstein is very smart in the areas he's smart in and he should really stick to those, but the older he gets the more conservative he gets, the more crotchety, substituting online arguments for in person interactions ain't no way he clocks ebt cards in the check out
Replying to @PostLeftWatch
Norman Finkelstein's position seems to be he's pro-immigration but loves to stereotype immigrants. nitter.cf/PostLeftWatch/status/2…
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oh when to comes to going after pedophile billionaires, THEN she doesn’t wanna be a cop 🤦‍♂️
Kamala Harris Advises Democrats Against Impeaching Trump
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