Dick from Dyke🦕🦖 retweeted
The stripper loves me. The therapist loves me. The bartender loves me. The barista loves me. I am just incredible loveable
Dick from Dyke🦕🦖 retweeted
[man leans into doorway of WTC bathroom]
"Hey, you gotta finish up in there. 9/11 is happening."
"Alright. Just a sec."
Dick from Dyke🦕🦖 retweeted
The whole “Anakin + Padme imperial dynasty” trend chuds have been latching onto is very funny because Anakin objectively didn’t have the sauce to pull it off
He has no loyalty from any ideological or bureaucratic organs, and is a political novice. He’d get couped in a month
Dick from Dyke🦕🦖 retweeted
[watching a random Tales From The Crypt episode] Hell yeah. Big budget anthologies rock. The Crypt Keeper is my little buddy.
[watching several Tales From The Crypt episodes in a row] This is the definitive psychosocial atlas of the American baby boomer's collective unconscious.
Dick from Dyke🦕🦖 retweeted
Please check your kids' Halloween candy they're helping hamburger in the Halloween candy this year
Dick from Dyke🦕🦖 retweeted
A Black child was murdered in the Bronx the same day an owl’s nest was destroyed. Nothing captures the tale of two cities quite like white politicians rallying to defend an owl’s nest while remaining silent about the murder of a Black child.
Dick from Dyke🦕🦖 retweeted
"Caring too much" and "asking others to change their beliefs or behavior" have always been unforgivable sins in the eyes of Parker and Stone. South Park has always been a regressive show because they're more bothered by people being annoying about injustice than injustice itself.
Dick from Dyke🦕🦖 retweeted
Skeleton Friend: On Halloween I can go out as myself and not get strange looks but then November comes around and I'm back to being an outcast
Me *hiding two drum sticks behind my back because I was about to play a solo on his rib cage*: I reject bigotry in all its forms
Dick from Dyke🦕🦖 retweeted
norman finkelstein is very smart in the areas he's smart in and he should really stick to those, but the older he gets the more conservative he gets, the more crotchety, substituting online arguments for in person interactions
ain't no way he clocks ebt cards in the check out
Replying to @PostLeftWatch
Norman Finkelstein's position seems to be he's pro-immigration but loves to stereotype immigrants. nitter.cf/PostLeftWatch/status/2…





































