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Voice of the Alamo Drafthouse, live sound effects for The Intergalactic Nemesis, sound designer, music editor, audio listener.

Joined May 2009
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Why are you, as a recipe, lying about how long it takes to cook onions?
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Movies just can’t replicate the excitement of seeing Jackie Chan get chased into a belt, broom, and ladder factory
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There is no one I have less in common with than the me who wrote my Facebook statuses circa 2008
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work and you’ll never do what you love a day in your life ❤️
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🔴 BREAKING - Italy’s Oscar-winning composer Ennio Morricone has died, aged 91 f24.my/6eb6.t
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Heads up for folks in the USA; If you're not having a food emergency, please don't go to the grocery store on April 1st and 2nd. Wait until the 3rd. People who are on food stamps get their accounts recharged on the first of the month, and have likely been running on fumes.
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I think Chance the Rapper should change his name to "100% Chance of Rapper"
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Please watch this.
AUSTIN TEXAS: Today I saw a man in broad daylight arm him self with an assault rifle right next to me at the park. And started walking towards a party of people including little kids. 😞 I think I might’ve saved a few lives today including my own. Here’s what happened:
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Profiteers would have you believe that the status quo is moderate. But what's "moderate" if wanting to leave a habitable planet for your kids is considered radical? What's "moderate" if not wanting ppl to die for a CEO's bonus is considered radical too? It certainly isn't right.
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The Philip Glass biopic looks nuts.
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Useful contractions: Y'all= You all Th'all= They all Y'an't= You can not Th'an't= They can not Th'all're= They all are Y'ouldn't= You should not Y'all'll= You all will
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FIVE golf trips in NINE days is called retirement. nitter.cf/markknoller/status/919…
Pres Trump has arrived back at his Virginia golf club. 5th visit in 9 days.
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Trickle-down economics is the theory that billionaires are only greedy assholes because they don't have enough money.
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Just reminding everyone that Trump signed an EO to remove national parks, but is fighting tooth and nail to keep statues of Robert E. Lee.
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The comparison of white supremacists (whites are master race) to Black Lives Matter (stop murdering black people) is absurd and slanderous
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One of the saddest things in the world is how acting really scared on the Internet attempts to pass for being tough on terror.
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Your legal name is your given name followed by your family name. Quote tweet this with the results
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most of my life is being too tired for how horny i am
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Forget iPhones, this is the level of animosity Fox News has towards poor people
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This poster 👏🏽🙌🏽
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