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HumanBeing retweeted
When I got laid off from Microsoft, I got into a company in Lagos that felt paying 600k naira a month was doing me a favour. I had to take the offer to keep body and soul together.
Was there for 6 months until I fell out with the MD and started looking out. That was when I started my training outfit but couldn't quite get traction.
Anyway, after leaving this NGO, I spent another 5 months in the wilderness, literally. Ate rejections almost every other day. Was living on the goodwill of friends and relations. Basically wondering what to get out of life.
An Antler rep came knocking at the time and was in the process of fast tracking my application to the Antler cohort at Kenya. Guess what? My passport had expired. Ran to go fast track my passport, after a few days emailed the partner but was told it was too late.
I remember laying in my room laughing hysterically, mulling to myself, "who I offend?"
Thankfully at that time, I applied to Andela and the process started for another 2 months. I got into Andela and my monthly salary was my previous annual salary. This trend continued in a subsequent company. Use am run one or two that year.
But the point is, while I was enjoying this new reality, I asked myself, "why did you worry all those times?" In hindsight, there was no reason to. I should have just chilled for 5 months, enjoyed myself.
But we are human and can only understand life in hindsight. As long as you believe this it will work out for you: EVERYTHING will turn out better than you expected, just stop worrying.
HumanBeing retweeted
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HumanBeing retweeted
I don't want to quote that original tweet make 200L pikin no use me mop floor this afternoon but there's no congregation of women on this earth that bodies (beauty, wits, humor, intellect) black women. The closest group are the Latinas.
And I come to you with sufficient data, data gathered from firstperson investigational studies - Carribean, East Africans, Congolese, Sudanese, Zimbabweaan, Somalians, Ethiopians, Nigerians.
The Carribeans were my first introduction to what it means when a woman fucks your mind. Those ones are a different umami. When those ones kiss you, they don't kiss you - they fellowship with your lips.
When a black woman is short, she stands out.
When she's tall, she stands out.
Her dentition stands out.
She glistens in the sun. If she's on low cut, she stands out.
Braids, locs, all back, moro - she stands out. The smell of coco butter in her hair.
Her lip gloss, her choice of dresses - pants, gowns, 2 pieces. She fucking stands out.
The black woman has always been my cup of tea. She will always be.
The pheromones of a black woman different.
There's also a different set of pheromones she gives off when she's ovulating.
Have you ever had the loving of a black woman who hasn't been initiated into Komodo dragons?
She's different, warm, nurturing, how she pouts when she wants something from you - God saw the blandness in this miserable world and created black women.
Her food will nourish your body. Her FOOD will nourish your soul. The whine from the black woman's FOOD is diabolical.
Black women have their own flaws but they'll always be my cup of tea.
If you like call them loud, intolerant, bitchy - under their tents shall I always pitch.
As every man is destined to die one day - on the day, I bid this world goodbye, I hope it is within the thighs of a black woman.
This is a strong idea @Ol0ye . Car owners don't want to remember service dates. They want someone to remember for them.
A subscription garage network only works if every branch can see every car's history.
I can build the system behind it:
• Opens a job card automatically when a car is due
• Tracks spare parts so they're ready before the car arrives
• Sends owners service reminders
• Schedules routine maintenance for every car, at any branch
I've spent 6+ years setting up maintenance systems (SAP) for oil and gas companies, keeping costly equipment running before it breaks down.
I'm currently building a valve maintenance system for engineering firms.
Happy to show you how this would work for your garages. Open to a DM?
There is a babe here that said her husband will beat one guy here too 😂😂😂😂
Make her husband jam Ji-jitsu Champion.
Her eyes go too clear 😂😂😂
I always suspected that all the activism and paparazzi Mr Macaroni was doing in Nigeria was eventually going to serve his personal interests. Now he’s abroad, graduating from a university in London.
What happened to graduating from one of the universities here in Nigeria? Why not stay back and complete your education here?
This is what I find questionable about some of these people. They claim they are fighting for Nigerians, fighting for a better country and demanding that things work, but when it comes to their own lives, they want a completely different arrangement.
So all that noise about fighting for Nigeria, what was it really about? Why rush abroad to graduate when you could have done the same here?
At some point, Nigerians need to ask questions. Is the struggle genuinely about making the country better, or is everyone simply looking out for their own interests?
Mr Macaroni, people are watching
Take it or leave it.
HumanBeing retweeted
I clocked something..
Rent is always paid for, nobody notices that the DSTV subscription hasn’t gone off since, nobody notices that the kids haven’t stayed home since they started schooling, nobody notices how the cooking gas is always filled when it finishes, notice how there’s always light in the house even with the crazy units, there’s always fuel in gen when there’s no light.
Nobody appreciates the Man SPECIALLY for all these.. it’s seen as “that’s his job”.. he gets no special props for it.
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But the moment you ask why there’s no food in the kitchen and/or why the kitchen is dirty..
It becomes “You think it’s easy to cook and clean, appreciate and support her”
Women want appreciation, support and incentives for their roles, while a Man wanting support for his own role is “not Man enough”.
+ When the Man supports her role, “He’s doing it for his family”
When the Woman supports his role, “She’s doing it for HER MAN”(and not for the family)
These are the issues…
Men need to clock so many things and start speaking up more to regulate these narratives… we can’t continue keeping quiet.. na beg I dey beg una.
