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-alex(andre), 22.

everywhere and nowhere at once
Joined November 2020
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some dude in the public bathroom is jerking his dick audibly. beast mode.
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[seductively takes off glasses] wow you're fucking blurry
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Installing GeForce Game Ready Driver
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no nut november is regular november to me. just a small glimpse into my nut allergy reality.
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Favourite video I've made by far, I love it so much
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"gl in advance" 😭
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he really let the fame get to him man
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it’s elon mosque now
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Just watched a cop get dragged out his car they sexually reassigned him right there on the sidewalk
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hey buddy... you lost?
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unicorn onesie on the oc transpo today, fuck it you only live once
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heard someone open a beer in a bathroom stall, beast mode
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"you know what i'd really like?" "tell me" "a monkey" "...we can do a monkey" "a space monkey, no non-electric canons, no aoe slop" "i'll make you a very good space monkey. bubble shields, glasses, scientist and everything"
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senators fans are killing me with the chants man 😭
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THE FLYERS FINALLY WON
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