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@cIassify

in this age of instant gratification, the only real commodity to have is patience

 @BLUESfan1997, @jdubbss21
Joined January 2010
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mane look i am suffering behind these tweets y'all don't understand
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In the UK, he is second to the monarch
addu 🫧 (@grapearestinky) profile pictureaddu 🫧@grapearestinkyNov 7
james bond genuinely can’t be that serious
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im just a gangsta, i suppose. and i want my corners.
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This is the shit I’m having to deal with trying to find this fucking token
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No homo is much better than pause. No homo is clear and definitive. Pause suggests the homosexuality may resume at a later date
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Aye mf THIS IS A NUDE steakhouse! I’m here with my mother and father.
Pat (@Patpoose4real) profile picturePat@Patpoose4realNov 6
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Shittttt you’re close to Rachel’s
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Top notch steakhouse with elite scenery
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marlo saying “take the youngins with u” and it cuts to those 2 grown ass dudes always takes me out
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al@peecierNov 5
The kind of story you get on hour 1 of a 10 hour shift that puts a wistful look in your eye the entire day
brooke 🐝 (@textbookvillain) profile picturebrooke 🐝@textbookvillainNov 5
yesterday the very first person to come up to me at the polls was this woman who needed help voting because she has a bandaged finger and I’m like yeah of course! did you have an accident? (just making conversation) and she goes on to say that actually in september she was doing
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and that’s why his name is Courage
AKT (@Aloo_Ki_Tikki) profile pictureAKT@Aloo_Ki_TikkiNov 3
Courage would cry his eyeballs out then immediately come back wit the blick
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MilesDoesntCare is JeyTheVillain. He was a known scammer, RAPIST, and thief on here and has came back rebranding himself as a feminist lawyer from TX using OTHER men’s gym & 🍆 pix. Here are the screenshots I compiled from SOME of the shit he was exposed for from 2012-2020:
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10 FREAKY GIRLS
The Textman 🇳🇬 (@MarchVeryOwn4) profile pictureThe Textman 🇳🇬@MarchVeryOwn4Nov 3
8 mile was such a funny movie in retrospect
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do the chair know we gon look like some punk ass bitches out there?
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I can’t breathe
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We are turning the white house west to face mecca
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they gonna be showing these type of tweets on Fox News tomorrow 😭😭😭😭😭
M1das (@M1das_OW2) profile pictureM1das
@M1das_OW2Nov 4
WE TURNING THAT BALL ROOM INTO A MOSQUE
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I made a football quiz game where the obvious answer is the worst answer. 7 questions a day, give it a go before midnight 👇 longshots.app
LONGSHOTS · The daily long-range football quiz

LONGSHOTS · The daily long-range football quiz

Seven questions, 25 seconds each. The rarer your answer, the further out you score.

longshots.app
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
La Soule (@okmeaux) profile pictureLa Soule@okmeauxNov 4
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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the game is the game.
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lmfao i just knew i wasnt the only one crawling around the map like a moron
︎. (@haydenhimself_) profile picture︎.@haydenhimself_Oct 30
average gameplay going for these dumbass camo challenges
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ziggy really walked dude down lmfao
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