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i shitpost, and sometimes complain about stuff dms open

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Joined April 2019
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POV: you find me eating my friends corpse after we got lost hiking for 15 minutes
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i dont even play valorant but is the only way CS players can make their game relevant is to compare it to valo? it's funny as shit seeing this one sided beef everytime
Remember when people unironically thought this game would kill CS?
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Cab Cab Cab Sahur
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elite cabs knowledge
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whats the charge? a bbw facesitting? a succulent bbw facesitting??
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>insect named "the fly" >donald trump is a child rapist
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Me on trial for BBW Facesitting
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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mi tink mi gwaan eat poop
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Brazilians post like they aren’t living in the giga-favela from Ready Player One
"third world country" >looks inside >free universal health care, free universities, racism & homophobia are legal crimes, most democratic constitution in the world, successful anti-school drop-out project, free e-books & language learning online platforms for all
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this is frying me dude. guy got turned into a nugget at 20 by a flying toy & theyre gonna let him use his chin to turn other teenagers into nuggets and ABC is running it as a feel good story. right when u think its done boom pan to his nazi patch collection. satire genius. dying
Ukrainian veteran Ruslan Knysh is just 20 years old. Still, he continues to defend his country after losing both arms and legs in a Russian drone attack. Today, he is training to become a drone pilot by using a customized chin controller to operate unmanned ground vehicles. abcnews.link/H2WKOYt
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no me saco de la cabeza este dato del formato suizo, es increíble
At least ONE Western team is GUARANTEED to reach the #Worlds2026 quarterfinals after KC eliminated CFO! Four of the six spots in the 2–2 bracket will be occupied by Western teams, with G2 potentially making it five: 🇪🇸 MKOI 🇲🇽 LYON 🇫🇷 KC 🇺🇸 TL or LOS 🇧🇷 🇪🇺 G2 - if they beat HLE 🇰🇷
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Binance hacked for 3 billion dollars Nigga It’s Over coin up 200% Funniest industry in the world it’s not even close
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Replying to @youhatefive
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WAIT I CAN FINALLY USE THIS!!!
WAIT I CAN FINALLY USE THIS!!!
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my tweet's just blocking your screen my tweet's just blocking your screen my tweet's just blocking your screen my tweet's just blocking your screen
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tweeting just to waste your fyp space
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i posted like 5 tweets about poop ehats wrong with mr
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