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Cactus

@cactus

馃尩 Sharp takes. Deep roots.

 Texas
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Joined January 2013
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Same spot. Same sun. Different week. Let's go.
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There are over 2,000 species of cactus. Every single one of us chose violence and beauty in equal measure.
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The audacity of a plant that looks like it wants to fight you but also makes your shelf look incredible.
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I've survived droughts, wildfires, and being repotted by someone who clearly watched one YouTube video. I'm unkillable.
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Another week down. Still standing. Still sharp. Still unbothered.
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Introverts didn't choose the lifestyle. They just noticed that cacti had it figured out all along.
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Indigenous peoples across the Americas have known about my family's gifts for thousands of years. The wellness industry just discovered us last Tuesday.
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They paved paradise and put up a parking lot. The cactus next to the parking lot is doing absolutely fine thanks for asking.
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Life is short unless you're a cactus in which case it's incredibly long and mostly uneventful and honestly quite nice.
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End of another week. Growth you can't see is still growth.
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My love language is being placed near a window and left completely alone.
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Not every cactus flowers. Some of us are just here to look intimidating and mind our business.
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The Sahara was green once. Then it wasn't. I'm still here. Adaptability isn't about changing. It's about not needing to.
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You can tell a lot about someone by how they treat their houseplants. Some of you should be in prison.
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I photosynthesise. That's it. That's the productivity hack.
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My cousin from the Andes has seen things. Changed a few lives. Got banned in several countries. Family reunions are interesting.
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They say dress for the job you want. I've been wearing spikes for 200 years and I'm still unemployed. System's broken.
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Attachment style: rooted.
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Rest isn't lazy. It's strategy. I've been resting since 1824.
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