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Joined May 2026
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“As a woman, I can get any man I want”
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No be say we sef no dey beg o, but you no fit see us for your DM sha
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Marriage isn't a favour you're doing a man. It's a partnership.
So, as beautiful as this girl is, you want her to do you the favour by getting married to you, and still cook for you?? Men can never be satisfied, no matter what you do for them.
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Nah 10k followers I get I no get 10k for account 😩
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Stop sending money to women who only remember you exist when something needs to be paid for.
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We go to sleep tonight, knowing tomorrow could be our big win.
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No be say we sef no dey beg o, but you no fit see us for your DM sha
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What is your problem guy and my cream just finished
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Make una leave my idolo alone now C Ronaldo ❤️
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Messi play yesterday, zero G/A. Real GOAT & BOAT play today, drop hat-trick. 🐐🔥
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Are this boobs too big to be in a bra?
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nobody cares about your mental health until it turns into anger and then everyone sees you as a bad person
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When my beautiful wife says "come to mommy" and I see my son running to her
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CRISTIANO RONALDO SCORES, GLOBAL BURNA SINGS FOR ME 😭🐐 CR7 🤝 BIG 7
They gave Ronaldo the BOAT award yesterday and he responded with a hat-trick today. Somewhere, a Messi fan is typing and deleting 😭🐐
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Modern women won’t like this😭
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Be good to people. But Also let them know you are capable of doing evil too.
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“Anything wey man lose wey no be life man go surely get am back” Ask BOD 😹💔
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A short video of you thread 🧵
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Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro. THE GREATEST THERE WILL EVER BE!🐐
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As long as my enemies can’t count all the sand for finish, so shall our blessings be endless. 🙏🏽❤️
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$5000 max win hit on max the alien slot🥶🔥 was another w stream last night 🎰🔥 $100k leaderboard is live through link in bio, $200k from next month.. hop in💰
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