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my current life plan is that an impossible sequence of events will play out in perfect order against all odds and then I'll be fine
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As a big 'monitor the situation' guy, there are currently way too many situations to monitor.
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Somewhere in Germany, a dusty office fax machine is having the ultimate "I told you so" moment.
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You're tellin me in 24 hrs, the NVidia CEO steps down in a spy scandal, all of Microsoft & Outlook goes down globally, a building collapses in NYC, a Tanker sinks a River cruise ship in New Orleans and now the FAA has grounded ALL flights across the country?! WTF is going on??
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It sucks being depressed because the only way out of it is treating yourself like a toddler and it feels really degrading but itβs literally the only way. Yayyyy we did the laundryyyy Yayyyyy Yayyyyy So proud of youuuu Yayyyy















































