one of god’s little tests
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Ur sexualizing me meanwhile I’m drinking a Mich ultra doing Indian accents on battlefield
Had a dream last night I couldn’t get the bullet out of the chamber of my gun. It wasn’t even jammed or anything it just wouldn’t come out. I kept pulling the slide back to eject it and it just stayed there and I kept looking at it like a cartoon character doing a double take
When other girls pee in a bush it’s crass and disgusting and borderline harassment, however when *I* pee in a bush it is very whimsical and effervescent and a wonderful display of how in touch with nature I am.
CANDY WARHOL 🍬 retweeted
my boss didn’t like my suggestion of “let’s just do a scream test” (doing it anyways & seeing if anyone screams)
13 y/o me photoshopping my birth certificate and hand-pixeling JPEG artifacts so I could be unbanned from an 18+ forum
When I’m drunk enough and have old Tom & Jerry on the TV, I can curl up and actually time travel back to my childhood living room. My little brother is there, sandy haired and skinny. The rust red sofa and off color coffee table, the itchy carpet. It’s there. It’s all there.
The green-grey-black-white terrazzo floor in the kitchen, mom with the dish towel over her shoulder. Dad in his office just down the hall. The cream French dining room doors. The blue upholstered rocking chair. A Wii Fit board tucked away somewhere. Flax colored walls. Pine dinner table. Honestly a hodgepodge of furniture, my mom did her best.
I need new inserts for my heels because my toes are not used to this kind of abuse. But it’s worth it