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Amateur poet, iffy teacher, and rarely punctual. Occasional sport scribblist. Huge fan of Neil Warnock.

London, England
Joined February 2013
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You'd feel a bit grubby doing coke through a picture of your nan
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Major milestone ticked off tonight: 612 scored by a team for the first time in Tests, the fourth-lowest such score until now. The lowest five team totals never made are now 18, 56, 597, 618 and 623
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Anthony Martial, Ballon d’Or winner 2024. Fight me.
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Give it Ross or don’t even talk to me (thread)
I would let Jonathan Liew sneeze on my pizza.
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Everyone who wants things shut down right now are the exact same people who talk about strikes inconveniencing people
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Done a bit here about how Jesse Marsch is making us all look like fools. You love to see it.
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If anyone’s wondering where Harry Maguire is this evening, he’s watching United in the Faber Fox in Crystal Palace. With Silent Bob. Neither of them are enjoying themselves.
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The greatest commentary of all time hands down… #RugbyLeague #Classic
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Alessandro Del Piero sounds like an Englishman trying to do an impression of an Italian trying to do an impression of an Englishman.
I'm currently 500-1 to become the next Prime Minister and ready to serve #PrimeMinister #BorisJohnson #ENGvsNZ #queensplatinumjubilee #PlatinumJubileePageant #QueensJubilee
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Utterly mental that Stacey Solomon is the voice of our time. But here we are.
Stacey Solomon is great
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It’s been a while now, but I’ve still not read three better paragraphs on the royal family than this, from the Irish Times.
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My attempt to compute the frankly incomputable experience of enjoying Jose winning things.
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Totally glorious, this.
Seen in retrospect, it is the pundits of the 2000s – your Alan Hansens, your Andy Townsends – who now feel like the anomaly. In many ways Mark Lawrenson was the last of them, these drawling ruminants of the studio jungle. By @jonathanliew theguardian.com/football/blo…
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Nailed it.
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