⏸ Captain Ballast 🇺🇸🇺🇸🛥 🏝🇺🇸🇺🇸

.@realDonaldTrump has had a little trouble with his account and has asked me to pass on the following statement: Anyone wearing MAGA hat gets Friends & Family discount at Trump International Hotel, 1100 Pennsylvania Ave. The Sunday Brunch Buffet is all you can eat and is BOGO.

According to attendees, and to contemporaneous notes of the meeting taken by a participant, an aide answered: Yes, we received a bill; the funeral cost $60,000. Trump became angry. “It doesn’t cost 60,000 bucks to bury a fucking Mexican!” theatlantic.com/politics/arc…

Rob Portman has concerns about division caused by the Senate removing Trump. He says it will be one of his considerations. I’ll save you some time Rob. Trump is guilty and you know it. There will be division. That division will always exist. It’s right and wrong, good and bad.

This is the second worst guy that #JimJordanResign has protected.

It would have cost less to send a team to vaccinate all the residents of Alamo, Texas than it cost for Spanky to go on a weenie-wagging wall trip.

Damn, I hate not being able to tell Spanky “I told you so.” He dangled the PMOF at smarmy Gym Jordan and asked him to run the impeachment thing for him. I suggested he’d be better off with someone who had passed the bar.

Bob Good (R) Virginia doesn’t know how to wear a mask 1-year into the pandemic. Shame on him.

Both CNN and MSNBC cut Gym Jordan off. Yay.

MAGA is synonymous with GULLIBLE. Trump’s election story is “the big lie.” A list of Trump supporters is a corrupt marketer’s dream. Trump supporters might not be stupid, they are gullible.

Which Congress critters gave reconnaissance tours of the capital to the terrorist prior to the insurrection?

Did Trump’s Twitter ban cause some Republicans to grow balls?

I was underwhelmed with the briefing from FBI and DOJ. We spend more money than any country in the world on defense and we let a rag tag group of sickos invade our Capitol and murder and injure our law enforcement officers. WTF? Where was Homeland Security in this briefing? Wolf?

Just read about the damage done to the Trump brand, Hitler’s kind of went to hell also. His hairdo will be like Hitler’s mustache. His terrorist can’t afford his hotels and resorts. No one will pay for his name on a building. You really don’t see many Hitler Hotels.

So Spanky was watching the insurrection on live tv, not taking calls for help, and Melania was busy with a photoshoot on January 6, 2021. Yeah, nothing abnormal about that.

So @Jim_Jordan, Bill Belichick is a coach who loves his country and protects his athletes. Belichick told Trump to keep his Medal of Freedom. There’s a lesson for you here Gymbo. cnn.com/2021/01/11/politics/…

There is no KFC in Alamo, Texas, but there is one in Pharr, which is not far away. Trump is speaking at the Four Seasons there today.