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Detroit, MI
Joined October 2009
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It’s happening
The Florida x Detriot linkup can start a entire new wave fr
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nigga house a data center i know your neighbors hate you
Here’s my internet speed, I’m more than ready for GTA 6! #GTA6 #GTAVI
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be grateful you’re alive to use your six senses, be nice to your family, love on who loves you cause this life shit short! be the best you that you can be today
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fall time in the midwest so short, yet so beautiful the past week been textbook good ass days when it comes to the weather
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imagine getting banged at while some city pop going dumb in the background you gone feel like ryo saeba
Quentin Tarantino on seeing the insane final shootout in A Better Tomorrow II (1987) for the first time: “I remember when I watched John Woo’s A Better Tomorrow II, I was watching it with a buddy of mine, and it’s all building to this big climax. We hadn’t seen this movie before, so we didn’t know they were going to have the biggest shootout in the history of film. My friend turns to me and goes, ‘If they don’t get naked and boogie at the end of this movie, this has been for nothing.’ He was right! Doesn’t matter that we enjoyed everything leading up to the end, it had to end in, like, a big way or it was all nothing!” rogerebert.com/interviews/qu…
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You open SoundCloud in 2015
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after watching the last episode of firefly wedding i am unfortunately shunpei goto when it comes to the love department, like to the tee and it made me sad
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Humble fishermen turned DAWG
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Top 5 SoundCloud drops of all time
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Newly elected lowa governor Rob Sand in Number (N)ine "Give Peace A Chance" Tribal Longsleeve
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i might have to start making music, this like the second time i wanted to sample something and couldn’t cause i didn’t have a sampler to play with might buy one for Christmas iono
Bir biyolog, ormandaki bir mantarın biyolojik aktivitesini synthesizer’a bağladı. Mantardan gelen sinyaller, enstrümandan müzik olarak duyuldu.
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Lisa Ann and Kendra Lust beefing apparently
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RIP Takuya Yoshimura, the master of FF drifting in his EG Honda Civic
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Jacqueline wearing Roberto Cavalli during WWE Tribute to the Troops 2001
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cloud strifes
these zip boots hard asf i’m ngl
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🚨10kdunkin just unlocked one of the craziest bars of 2026 😂⬇️
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huh. how oddly specific?
BREAKING: Scientists confirm that an ADHD partner will unconsciously pick a random, stressful argument 20 minutes before leaving for a vacation, a date night, or a road trip—just to manufacture enough adrenaline to survive the transition. Researchers baffled. ADHD couples packing the car in icy silence: "Every single trip." Here is why the "Pre-Vacation Fight" happens, and how to stop it before it ruins your weekend:
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there was a point i was keeping up with this when tumblr was posting about it constantly, that’s how i knew how raw fantomex ass was the well of knowledge tumblr used to be can’t be replicated tbh, current twitter is close
Fantomex: there damn, I killed Baby Hitler since all of you bitched out, assassination squad my ass
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