↪︎ jake

When they distribute Card Wars again, they better nerf that dang pig dude. They gotta! They GOTTA.

Dude. They followed me. I'm Card Wars APPROVED good.

Oh! Hah- hey yeah that's. Cool too. Jeez, hah.. You're a heavy kinda dude, huh?

Aw hey, that's cool. We have way too weird adventures here for some dudes. Even me sometimes.

Hah! Hey man, you could come if you want. Prismo's cool.

.. huh? Why not? Your world was pretty cool!

Uhh.. yeah, sure. You don't have fun?

Kids are like that! Anyone who's an adult is old to them. Weird to think of a FINN as old, hehe.

You're old? You look like just a guy, honestly. A dude.

Huh-? Hahah, maybe! I'm a little too old to be as goofy as that cat.

Y'know Cake's the same? She's even more wack when she's kept cooped up, from what I've heard from Prismo.

Nah - no way, that'd be weird. I'm a bro through and through!

I'm not a pet, dude! Nobody can ever keep me as a pet.

Cake's also kinda way magic, man. You don't wanna keep magic beasts as anything like pets. That's no-go, and magic's gonna bite your buns.

Cats are overrated, man! Go with a slime. Kids love slimes.

This timeline is so full of bad vibes, man. We need good mins! Some chill seconds!

Take T.V. to the market to get him into fruits, Take a little nappy in my blanket cocoon - Wake up really early just to cook for my friends, Later in a field at night, I thought I saw 𝘿𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝 ⎯⎯⎯ !! 🎶

〝 . . . 〞 A stare. He blinked at the guest, looking at each individual treasure taken. Within moments, he pursed his lips. 〝 I don't think I've ever actually asked how much these taxes are for being here. Or - y'know? Isn't this Marceline's bunk? 〞