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probably awake. probably watching telly on call @yesanthropology

tribal council, fiji 🐐
Joined August 2011
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this blue wave has everyone horny
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talarico IS popstar
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so you can eat ass in texas now?
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look mom no AI
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if i were nathan fielder i would have lied and said that elizabeth holmes sang "lay all your love on me" in prison so amanda seyfried would be forced to reenact it
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my self esteem is in the fucking gutter
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i would like to know exactly how much creative input Pierce Brown has here pls (not at all nervous, promise)
A ‘RED RISING’ movie is in the works at Paramount • Francis Lawrence (‘The Hunger Games: Catching Fire’) set to direct • The story follows a young miner living on Mars who attempts to bring down the color-coded class system (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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the banshees of inisherin [2022] dir. martin mcdonagh
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i need to be in a better space financially before this airs. i need to get my life together before this airs. it is extremely important that i get my shit together before this airs
Guess who’s back, back again… #GIRLS, created by and starring Lena Dunham, will return to HBO Max for five new episodes.
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two sides of the same coin, what a legacy #bb28
Just realized Dee won her first season of Survivor, Devens got 4th in his.. and now Dee got 4th in her first season of Big Brother, and Devens won his 😅 #bb28
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This is exactly why (despite the MANY improvements this season), the format no longer works for the widespread cultural impact and longevity of the show. #BBUK
🚨 IT’S JOHANNE vs ROCHELLE facing eviction from the Big Brother House this Friday!! 🚨 #BBUK
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In 2026, when anyone with a phone is a reality star and we’re all too aware of our perception in media specifically, Housemates sitting around and arguing about politics and organic foods just doesn’t cut it as ‘entertainment’. #BBUK
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We yearn for a game to play. Let personalities and social dynamics play out through the game, not by forcing conflict and unhealthy forms of discourse all round. I am once again, begging #BBUK
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COME ON, where are we?! just floating heads at this point pls
trying to catch up on the last season of Percy Jackson - shame i can barely see a bloody thing
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trying to catch up on the last season of Percy Jackson - shame i can barely see a bloody thing
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(the end credits remain colourful and gorgeous)
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the beasts come out for autumn
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