Probably a good thing @facebook isn't working rn. It was starting to make my brain hurt.
There is some strong eyewear game on @NBCNews tonight. 👓#ElectionNight
Casey Diamond retweeted
When you can't even trust your own wife to vote for you despite having "the most respect for women." #ElectionDay
I love living in a place where there is an ice cream truck that slowly passes by everyday w/o fail. 🍦
Who can sit still when there are so many pumpkins that need smashing? 🎃 instagram.com/p/BL5VPqKDpeb/
Woke @awesomeberlin up last night to fix a leak outside. It was really just rain. #california
Pretty sure I can survive in the desert. 🌴🌴🌴 #palmsprings instagram.com/p/BLFIp8-DJVj/
Amy Schumer! 🙎@awesomeberlin @ Irvine Meadows Amphitheatre instagram.com/p/BKcPXGnjMJT/
Did not even realize I took this panoramic shot today, but I'm glad I did! #beachday 🏄☀️ instagram.com/p/BJWw6veDhBz/
Less than 1 year in the U.S. and I've already had my identity stolen? C'mon, guys! #wtf
.@awesomeberlin stop trying to convince me to be a taco for Halloween. It's not gonna happen!



