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going to the eye doctor just to see the beautiful art they have in the machines. red barn is my favorite
finally finished Better Call Saul and it’s crazy that two of the best tv shows of all time are spinoffs of other shows. the other of course being Frasier
hot wheels movie is going to suck because they aren’t going to make the cars be in love (how i played hot wheels)
HATE having to order extra sauce on the side. yes everyone look at the sauce freak. this queen of excess! sorry i like my food WET
every boyfriend i’ve ever had has taught me how to refill the air in my tires. good luck to the next chump! it ain’t gonna stick buddy!!!
Microwave instructions: heat for 2 minutes and 30 seconds :)
Conventional oven instructions: get real this is a frozen burrito you think you’re gonna put this thing in the oven? You imbecile you buffoon. You know what go ahead it will take 45 minutes jagoff. Also k*ll urself
when your hairdresser tells you we’ve entered an alternate timeline you say “yess totally i’ve been feeling that”
i love talking about the weather i’ll talk about it all day. it’s supposed to rain saturday can you believe that
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In case you missed it, I shared the SONGS I PLAYED ON REPEAT IN 2024, in which I can only describe my listening obsession by likening it to exploration in the Civilization game series.
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dreading my spotify wrapped this year when robbie williams makes my top artist because of this fucking monkey movie
taking heart in how people have innate desire to help their community! i love los angeles and so do so many people
don’t worry guys! the cops are here to give speeding tickets to those fleeing the fire







