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Evie

@catacalamity

@cataclysmicevie / Cataclysmic_Calamity on Ao3, Any Pronouns, a ripe old age, J.D., danmei, will cry if you yell at me, CR 📖: Peerless and Modu

Joined November 2026
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It’s Evie yes but I’ve been on discord in seclusion and probably don’t know how to act anymore so y’all need to keep an eye on me so I don’t fight on the streets of fandom twitter. I’m too grown now.
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Cyberstalking is so insidious because what do you MEAN I’m a grown ass adult that can get shaken up years after the fact when someone acts a little obsessive towards me online
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hi…., #mdzs
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Get out the guillotines
Gizmodo (@Gizmodo) profile pictureGizmodo
@GizmodoNov 13
The FAA Is Rolling Out Its AI Air Traffic Tool Nationwide gizmodo.com/the-faa-is-rolli…
The FAA Is Rolling Out Its AI Air Traffic Tool Nationwide

The FAA Is Rolling Out Its AI Air Traffic Tool Nationwide

The FAA is expanding use of an $875 million AI tool, SMART, to "assist in managing air traffic across the entire national airspace system," but the agency says that the route-management software will...

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This was an interesting interview but the section on Israel in particular and the questions that were being asked really only highlighted why the majority of the country has developed so much frustration and distrust for journalists occupying the political lane of Ezra Klein
Ezra Klein (@ezraklein) profile pictureEzra Klein
@ezrakleinNov 13
Everyone is into corporal punishment on the show lately.
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The standards of moral accountability being placed on Piker and the anti-Zionist ideals he represents are so obviously, radically different than the ones Klein places on Zionists. Zionists enjoy the privilege of context in his point of view and anti-zionists do not.
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Here’s the thing gang storytelling of any kind is inherently social. Literally before we had written language we had oral storytelling traditions that were passed down and cave paintings. Are the anthropologists calling that “influencer culture?” Get a grip before Ao3 comes back
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If we’re going down the road of an academic dick measuring contest to justify being a prick then this is the equivalent of bringing a knife to a gun fight lol
AL 🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈 (@TehRealAL) profile pictureAL 🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈@TehRealALNov 12
Replying to @TehRealAL
FAQ AND REMARKS “if u don’t care about ao3 discourse why are you commenting on it” felt compelled when I saw y’all harassing and insulting people over fan fiction “degrees don’t mean anything” there’s a reason why I’m a licensed educator and you’re a fan fiction writer on ao3
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I also have multiple degrees, but one of them is a law degree and I’m STILL on Ao3 Your CV is as unimpressive as your personality
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Though you know in retrospect if I was living out the financial calamity that’s getting oneself multiple English literature degrees relying entirely on fasfa, I’d be miserable on Twitter too lol
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Normally the point is that Thing A and Thing B can coexist, but “authors don’t matter and their writing isn’t special and they deserve nothing in return” and “I miss bedtime reading so bad I need 300k new words on my desk when AO3 comes back” are fundamentally incompatible takes
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San@San01313Nov 13
Idk
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I have adhd and it has undoubtedly made my life worse in some pretty profound ways but every symptom is also synonymous with a character flaw so it’s like yeah. I have useless fucking asshole disease. I can’t focus unless it’s an emergency. please give me meth.
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What it’s like being the only Sasunaru shipper in a friend group of NaruSasu shippers
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unfortunately for me and others who work in law/legal, filing deadlines don’t care about tech outages and as fun as this was for the last few hours I now have about 20 really big fucking problems lol
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The discourse following the Ao3 shutdown had some valid disagreements at first but it’s literally devolved into people talking to authors like a girl who just refused to give a red pilled guy nudes Like “fuck you ugly whore no one wants to see your tits (fics) anyway”
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Not to be messy and bored while outlook is down but like the most fun part of having run in online fic author circles for a long time (and I’m sure it’s the same for artists and other creators) is that there’s a type of fan we collectively dislike
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And like if you’re worried it applies to you it almost certainly doesn’t, I mean like fans that’ll be like “oh this fic is dumb this other author is so much better” and it’s like dude those authors are probably in each other’s dms and neither of them like you
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directly into my veins why has it taken a decade for people to realize this and/or say it THIS plainly
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I’m overdue for a brain dead stare into a fire pit
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I left a fandom 5 years ago and I get dms multiple times a week from people hunting me down to ask if I’ll come back or talk to me about my old fics like I’m an old sage they’ve found in seclusion
AL 🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈 (@TehRealAL) profile pictureAL 🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈@TehRealALNov 12
Ao3 is not that serious for you guys to be talking down to people like this. Sorry to burst your bubble, but people aren’t seeking out fan fiction for life-changing literature. Most people aren’t going to memorize your usernames because you’re a drop in a sea of the same prose.
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Literally the same energy as a guy saying “it’s really hard to get girls off” like yeah for YOU maybe
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And what’s honestly crazier about it is that like I fully intentionally rebranded I changed my name and put my old fics under a pseud and didn’t acknowledge my past so people were LOOKING for me I say all of this in a positive way btw if you found me I love you
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