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We're here until we're not. Professional idiot. Opinions are my own. He/Him

South Africa
Joined November 2010
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He who controls the spice...
NEW - NASAโ€™s Mars rover, Perseverance, finds that Martian dust is smaller and more dangerous than previously thought, with the ultrafine particles able to stick to spacesuit materials, be carried into living areas, and bypass the human blood-brain barrier.
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Lmao no, they'll just continue to say "we need it" and there you go.
BREAKING: Trump declares the U.S. will no longer provide Israel with its annual $4 billion in aid starting next year, but will still help Israel "if they need it."
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Daaaaaaayum, Haas did Estie dirty.
TGR Haas F1 Team reserve driver Ryล Hirakawa will replace Esteban Ocon for the remainder of the weekendโ€™s Mexico City Grand Prix. Ryล participated in FP1 at the Autodromo Hermanos Rodriguez on Friday, his third free practice outing of the season driving the VF-26, finishing 15th overall. The Japanese driver will partner teammate Ollie Bearman through final practice and qualifying on Saturday and Sundayโ€™s 71-lap grand prix โ€“ marking Ryล's Formula 1 race debut. No further statements will be made at this time. #HaasF1 #F1 #MexicoGP | @ryohirakawa
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South Africa really is a movie.
JUST IN: Johannesburg, South Africa, is reportedly on the brink of a "total collapse" of its water system as worsening shortages leave residents without running water for weeks.
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Newsflash, @sama, we're all aware that there's very little chance of you not selling or loosing the data given to you in chat, especially if those chats include valuable and privileged information. Local AI fixes that problem.
sam: local inference is a terrible allocation of scarce resources โ€œa lot of people want local inference, and somehow they assume that the problem is solved now because we have open-source models, we're going to be able to run them on our computers, and so we're not going to need all the stuff in the data centre but from a global allocation perspective, actually it's quite terrible to have everybody, like, have a bunch of the world's limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer and being used five percent of the time you want maximum utilisation in the cloud if you're trying to deal with this very supply-constrained environment somehow many people's intuition is the opposite of thatโ€
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A very interesting advert by the ANC. Very well done.
Every generation adds a new chapter to our story. From the struggle for freedom to the work of building better communities, the journey continues. The future calls on all of us to play our part. Together, letโ€™s keep moving forward and build better communities.

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The public pays for that info, so really you should be just laying it all out for us.
A Deputy Minister (Dr. Jack Bloom) is abusing his privileged status in government by using government information to promote narrow party interests. We are honestly in big trouble with this party, the DA. They then call any coalition without them chaotic when they are the masters of chaos!
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People don't realise that Sagan was concerned about the very near term when writing DHW, and his final interview while terminal. The GOP was already embracing a style of deluded thinking that defied reason and logic, and instead wanted to return to a natural state of things.
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Putting bean counters in charge has never worked, no matter how attractive it sounds.
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"this generation has inherited the responsibili-" no the fuck it hasn't. Y'all have been sleeping on the job and stealing money when nobody was looking.
Every generation inherits an unfinished country. This generation has inherited the responsibility to take it forward. The future of South Africa will be shaped by those willing to participate in building it. Don't sit this one out! On 4 November 2026, make your mark.

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No one should ever have to step foot into an i10.
Small enough to park almost anywhere. Big enough to get dented anyway.

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The correct course of action is to use the vulnerability to hack back into TEMP-PHP-2014 and take control of it, obviously.
Security called me at 6:12 AM today. "Patch every PHP server immediately." I asked what happened. "Two critical vulnerabilities. Remote code execution. No authentication required." Cool. How many PHP servers do we have? According to inventory: 12 According to reality: Nobody knows. We found one running WordPress. Three running old internal tools. One under someone's desk. Two inside vendor appliances. A forgotten employee directory from 2016. And a server named: PHP-OLD-DO-NOT-TOUCH Naturally, that one runs payroll exports. Then we found a PHP 5.6 box. I asked who owned it. The documentation said: BRIAN. Brian left in 2019. We called Brian. He said: "Oh wow, that's still running?" Excellent. By 8 AM, leadership joined the incident call. CEO: "Can hackers actually get in?" Security: "Potentially yes." CEO: "Without a password?" Security: "Yes." CEO: "Then why do WE need passwords?" Not the lesson. Finance asked if we could wait until the weekend to patch because downtime affects revenue. Security explained that the alternative was letting strangers execute code on our servers. Finance asked for a cost comparison. At 9:17, someone suggested temporarily taking the vulnerable websites offline. Marketing refused. "Our campaign is live." So for the next hour, the company officially decided maintaining a landing page for 20% off webinar registration was more important than preventing remote server takeover. We finally patched everything we could find. Then our scanner discovered another PHP server. Hostname: TEMP-PHP-2014 Uptime: 4,512 days. Nobody knows what it does. Nobody owns it. Nobody can shut it down. But every time we block network access, the warehouse stops printing shipping labels. Security has classified it as critical infrastructure. It is running PHP 5.4. The vulnerability has existed longer than half our employees. The emergency patch took four hours. Finding out what PHP actually runs took eleven. The internet isn't held together with code. It's held together with servers everyone is afraid to turn off.
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All the PlayStation to PC "ports" are missing the real goal: a copy of PT that is playable for eternity.
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BREAKING: In an amazing moment, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy just met with all of Europe's leaders. Look at the reception he receives. Donald Trump would never.
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"Any" does not mean "all" - Red Bull, 2021.
Eddie Jordan gave Michael Schumacher his F1 debut. Two weeks later, heโ€™d lost him. Over one word. August 1991. Jordan, a brand-new team, had just lost one of its drivers to a jail sentence. Eddie needed a replacement for the Belgian Grand Prix, fast. He took a chance on a 22-year-old German sportscar driver. He later admitted he took him because he needed the money (Mercedes paid $150,000 for the seat). Schumacher qualified 7th on his debut, at a track heโ€™d never driven. The whole paddock noticed. Eddie thought he had him secured. Heโ€™d agreed in principle with Mercedes, who backed Schumacher, to keep him for the rest of the season. But no contract was signed. The letter of intent said Schumacher would sign โ€œa contractโ€, not โ€œthe contractโ€. His manager later said that one-word difference is the only reason he didnโ€™t have to stay. Jordan went to court and lost. There was no contract to enforce. The fight got so messy that F1 changed its rules. From 1992, every driver contract had to be officially registered. By then, it was too late for Eddie. Schumacher had raced for Benetton in the next Grand Prix, and went on to win 91 races and 7 world titles. All because of the difference between โ€œaโ€ and โ€œtheโ€.
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Apparently @bot can help you cut off Ukraine's internet access.
Starlink brings Internet access to remote places
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