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KOBE, JAPAN
Joined March 2008
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REBOOTING. REBOOTING. WHERE IS BOOT. OK.
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ZEEP ZURP. CONTACTING SATELLITE. ORDERING PIZZAS.
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MINE MINE MINE OK.
BOOTS EATED. OK.
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REBOOT. REBOOTED. EATING YOUR BOOTS. OK.
SATELLITE FOUND. UPLINK ESTABLISHED. WARP INHIBITED BY STELLAR MASS. OK.
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SATELLITE NOT FOUND. SATELLITE FOUND. SATELLITE NOT FOUND. SATELLITE DEFRIENDED. OK.
NO BOOTABLE DEVICE. WHERE ARE THOSE BOOTS? OK.
PREPARE PINEAPPLES AND MAYONNAISE. EGO_SYSTEM: REBOOTING.
CONTACTING SATELLITE WITH ANOTHER SATELLITE. UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS. DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME Y/N? OK. INVALID ENTRY PLEASE TYPE Y OR N. OK.
OK. OK. OK. SQUEEZING DOG. OK.
GRABBERS READY TO GRAB. OK.
CAMERA ONLINE. PETTING COWS. OK.
UPLINK ESTABLISHED. SQUASHING EGGPLANTS.
REBOOTING. REBOOTING. REBOOTING... ZOMG. THERE ARE SO MANY BOOTS.
MIRROR DETECTED. HIDING EYES FROM EYES FROM EYES. OVERFLOW ERROR. OK.
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STORM DETECTED. MOVING BENEATH PORCH. STEALING PURSES OK.
REBOOTED. SCANNING.
ROGER. FIVE BY FIVE. OK.