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The Black Forest
Joined March 2026
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He tenderizes meat with his fists! can you think of a better way?
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Stuck in the friendzone? CHEESE OCTOPUS!!!
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beware the call of Chees'thulu. Too much #cheesegravy can have #lovecraftian consequences
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Spooky season continues in @Cattleberg with - THE HEADLESS BURGERMEISTER
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Hey @grok - Cattleberg is huge on Instagram on Twitter - why am I not a bigger deal on X? I think my content low key slaps, ngl
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How many of these have you heard before? 7 Scariest German Children’s Stories 🇩🇪😱
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I'm lost in the Black Forest! It's really scary here in October
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Mike Flanagan wants to reboot Cattleberg! Should we let him? #MikeFlanagan #Carrie #Exorcist #Clayface
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Beethoven Cat’s Fifth Symphony 🎹🐈 MIAU MIAU MIAU MIAAAAUU! 🎶
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He's back! And he wants your schnitzel!😡 Remember to put out a bowl of pickle brine on your doorstep
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A mighty alliance to oppose the Zwechkin Man! Will it be enough?
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I think we can learn a lot politically from the Germans #CatsOfX
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In these complicated times, we have to ask ourselves. Who is the REAL monster?
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In these complicated times, we have to ask ourselves. Who is the REAL monster?
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The liars who run this world would have you believe that cats won't eat schnitzel but I am here to CRUSH that narrative forever. Introducing Katzenschnitzel!
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You ever wonder why Germans shout at their food? It's because humiliation makes food taste better. It's science.
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Ralfi meets his hero, Sir Paul!!!
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Behold --- It's AVERAGEMENSCH!!!! (formerly Ubermensch)
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Ubermensch meets his match.
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Who doesn't absolutely LOVE free grilled cheese?? Who could possibly object to that?
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