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Russells new Mission begins today
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Daylight saving : 6% more fatal car accidents 24% jump in heart attacks More workplace injuries
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Good stuff! – at New Zealand
Hats off to the #nzpolice for showing these hamas worshipping bags of filth whose boss. New Zealand has ZERO TOLERANCE for terrorists and their bootlickers
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Brent crude goes up, we get pump price next day. Brent been down US$10 for a few days.....No change at pump!!! – at New Zealand
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As usual I gassed up the car yesterday ....oil drops US$10
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Is Temu a real shopping site or isl it a virus ridden scam? All i ever get is free spins that im not interested in and then always get 100% off.. then want me to install their app they fuck me around with more stupid offerings then... the item i clicked isn't there.. Why do they bother? – at New Zealand
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That many immigrants are allowed to come in and buy trucks as a business investment. Then they bring in more immigrants to drive their trucks literally thousands of Kiwi jobs have gone that way.... stuff.co.nz/politics/3610548…
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Boy George is smart enough to know that gay rights are supported in Israel. I have no idea why so many gays want hamas to win so they can throw gays off buildings.
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The little guy been rushed to hospital again. This time is real bad. Its not good and they still cant work out what's wrong
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They had in in the emergency room all bloody day waiting for a room. Problem was the room was there for him... The place is falling apart
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This site is a mess! theplatform.kiwi/ This how you are greeted!
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Anyway... Willis will be gone Luxon will be rolled right after the election Qiulae Wong...Who? Michael Laws has caused controversy over comments he made about two women from the Opportunity Party on his The Platform radio show on 29 October. The remarks have become major news today, 4 November 2026. He was discussing Opportunity candidate Kayla Kingdon-Bebb, whom he'd met at an election debate. Here's what he actually said: Described her as resembling “every officious primary school teacher, female that I'd ever come across in my life”. Added: “Must be hell dating people like that, just quietly.” Then said: “Can you imagine what it's like post-sex? Did I say that out loud? Yes, I did.” Also reportedly criticised her dress length and lack of makeup. He then attacked Opportunity leader Qiulae Wong, calling her an “authoritarian fascist” and referring to an “infant mistress”. News Wire+1 The reaction has been significant: Christopher Luxon: Called the remarks stupid and ruled Laws out of any Cabinet he leads. Winston Peters: Said Laws would be told off but would remain an NZ First candidate. Qiulae Wong: Called the comments absolutely disgusting and demanded Laws stand down. Nicola Willis: Condemned the remarks as sexist and nasty.
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If you want your grandkids to be forced into poverty then vote labour and greens.... Bear in mind that if they are that poor then they may put you down when you retire.. Too much?
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First draft on a new website project. Global tracking with cellular and Satellite backup built in to base subscription. New sensor technology includes active radar for accurate fluid levels and even security... NMEA 2000 connect boatmate.co.nz/
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Police turned up with a toy gun ...
Guy goes after Chicago firefighter with female officer standing right there. Firefighter smacks him in the face with a halligan tool 😂
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