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shaznay ☆ award-winning filmmaker | many words in @refinery29 | music | virgo ☼ leo ☽ sag ↑ | 🇯🇲

south ldn
Joined September 2012
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nhc it was a pleasure 🫶🏾🇯🇲
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cyclists used to be like kind of cool people now they genuinely infuriate me
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everyone else scrambling for Halloween costumes rn while people from East london can just shapeshift back into their True Forms
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smile !
What do yall get complimented on the most?
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Patrick Stewart couldn't bear to live in a UK without BBW facesitting, and I get it.
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years of building cycle lanes to accommodate these lunatics just for them to think they own the road. sadiq please.
‘What wrong with you?’ Terrified pedestrian asks dangerous Lime bike rider skidding past her on pavement opposite St Thomas’s Hospital, London. Other pedestrians subjected to people riding bikes at speed & close passing them when they have green man to cross road. @ShabanaMahmood
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Me on trial for BBW Facesitting
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im actually scared to get the 18 pro camera. do i need to see myself in that much detail
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the concept of ian mckellen having to do doomsday press without patrick
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OMG NOT DR. CHARLES XAVIER!!! RIP 😢🙏🏽
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SIR PATRICK STUART NOOOOOOO
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White people’s awful spatial awareness on sidewalks is one of the craziest sociological phenomena ever. Like they’re unconsciously selfish in that regard on a systemic level. Wow
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UK & Ireland- I NEED YOUR HELP. I Love Boosters is in theaters 30 October. Only on 200 screens. Most are one showtime in daytime & one in eve. Many just once a day 5% are mornings 34% are afternoons 61% are in evening I need u to pack these screenings so we can expand.
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I Got a Plan #25 🥂🦂
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niggas can’t even boycott supermarkets for one day Yh we are finished
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kevin laughing makes ts 12x funnierjdjdhd
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yo why are we hiding partiful guestlists
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they’ll stick a cyclist up your ass if you’re not careful
Cyclists are continuing to ride along the newly pedestrianised section of Oxford Street, despite being asked to dismount. Around seven security staff have been stationed near Oxford Circus, calling out to cyclists to get off their bikes, with mixed success. More on this story ➡️ bbc.in/3W32bbT #OxfordStreet #London #Cycling #Pedestrianisation
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