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Author, below average goalkeeper, Autistic/PDA which is a pain

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Joined November 2012
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My debut book Emancipation For Goalposts, which explores the role of football within Yugoslavia and the countries that came after it is out now for £9.99 via @OckleyBooks. Order it here ⬇️ ockleybooks.co.uk/shop/emanc…
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Happy Kieran Richardson Day - or, if you celebrate that on March 3, happy Gareth Bale Day museumofjerseys.com/2025/03/… museumofjerseys.com/2026/09/…
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I really like Sleaford Mods, but fucking hell they’re easily rattled
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I sometimes hate that the last third of my life has consisted almost exclusively of sitting around looking at my phone. but then I think of how my ancestors lived, sat around looking at potatoes or something. compared to them I am winning, and winning big.
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Seems legit 🤔
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It was only for a week but possibly my favourite week on this app
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GOOSEBUMPS! 🤯 @HibernianFC's players are serenaded by their supporters with a spine-tingling rendition of "Sunshine on Leith" after their Edinburgh Derby triumph 🙌 #PremierSportsCup
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What a hill to die on
This is obviously an absurdly ridiculous campaign, but I fear that both the British state and British society are now pathologically incapable of saying "no" to these sorts of things.
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Not even close, in no real order… Billy Connolly Jon Richardson Tim Vine Mark Watson Ross Noble Rhod Gilbert Victoria Wood Lucy Beaumont Phil Wang Jo Brand
Does Ricky Gervais make your all time top 10 British stand up comedians?
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good to know acaster lives in your head completely rent free because of how hard he bodied you 7 years ago
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Sun in goalkeeper Connor Ripley's eyes at the County Ground. Apparently no baseball caps immediately available so he's borrowed manager Ian Holloway’s flatcap. Not sure it fits. #stfc
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Is Anton dressed as Simon Jordan? #Strictly
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South Park gifs incoming #CelebrityTraitors
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That was a Paddington hard stare from Maya to Kenny there #CelebrityTraitors
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“How’s my hair look Mike?” “It looks good girl”
What quote lives rent-free in your mind?
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oh liam.
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Good morning to James Acaster only and have a big hug whilst we’re at it too
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The England semi-professional squad that played their Dutch counterparts in 1996
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Someone’s heard the new Fontaines album
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