Caroline Fossum

if you ever want proof that people have lost all sense of how to behave in public, just fly on an airplane with 150 strangers

train in the middle of the freeway is never not crazy

right right

smol

AND IN CASE YALL DIDNT HEAR STAY MAD 🤪

okay I honestly do feel like I have more time in the day during daylight savings. idk the science behind it, but i’m liking it this year for some reason

male coworker: “I recently learned about an everything shower” me: “what did you think took girls so long in there” male coworker: “idk I thought you guys were like dancing around and talking to yourselves” And honestly, he’s so fair for that

damn even a non skyline pic in chicago is gorgeous

Friendly reminder that I placed a bet in January this year for Pete to win NL MVP and every man I know told me I was being crazy….and now I will be a very rich woman later this week 😌

just finished my sunrise on the reaping re read and if you’re going into this movie blind I am actually concerned for your sanity

it’s gonna be in the 60s when i’m in florida this week!?!? what a ripoff

if you’re wondering, this is what’s in my purse at the bar always

guys I had 6 meetings today and I didn’t panic cancel any of them!!!!!!

I want to get a burger but also a pizza. but instead I will cook the food I made at home and suffer.

I love when nice girls like me. it reminds me that I am also a nice girl. and it’s so fun to be a nice girl.

having one of those days where i’m hitting every mark and checking every box and it’s HITTING

two mvps happening to my two favorite people this week!!!!!!!