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Chris Green

@cgreenoh

Tech/web/digital/infrastructure/stacks/hardware/getting shit done. I'm Winston Wolfe. I solve problems.

 PGH, by way of CMH & DCA & SEA
Joined June 2008
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If the app says 0 calories, it must be true, right?
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@HackingLZ12 Dec 2025
Nostalgic thing you didn’t know you needed weatherstar.netbymatt.com/
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OSINTdefender (@sentdefender) profile pictureOSINTdefender
@sentdefender14 Jul 2024
Former President Donald Trump’s Motorcade seen leaving Allegheny General Hospital in Pittsburg, Pennsylvania earlier heading towards the Airport.
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Also no
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Bugs bunny no
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we don’t need thinner iPads. what we really need is better autocorrect.
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What if you could engage your developer audience with completion rates 10x higher than industry average? Watch below to see how ⬇️ bit.ly/3xzzDKO
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I've been hoping for months @georgesantos would do Cameo. Thank you for making my dream come true!!! cameo.com/recipient/656dedcc… I love that you cracked midway through - you're a riot ❤️
Cameo video by George Santos

Cameo video by George Santos

Watch your personalized Cameo video.

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Election champagne
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Update: D Zach Werenski out 4-6 weeks with a broken skate blade. #CBJ
Jackets Insider (@JacketsInsider) profile pictureJackets Insider@JacketsInsider30 Sep 2023
Zach Werenski just blocked a shot and lost his steel. Needs help getting to the bench without a skate blade, but he's fine. #CBJ
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Closing the last unencrypted hole in the web.
Cloudflare (@Cloudflare) profile pictureCloudflare
@Cloudflare29 Sep 2023
Today we are excited to announce Encrypted Client Hello, a new proposed standard that prevents networks from snooping on which websites a user is visiting, is now available on all Cloudflare plans. cfl.re/3PYdsVa #BirthdayWeek
Encrypted Client Hello - the last puzzle piece to privacy

Encrypted Client Hello - the last puzzle piece to privacy

We're excited to announce a contribution to improving privacy for everyone on the Internet. Encrypted Client Hello, a new standard that prevents networks from snooping on which websites a user is...

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The Pac 12 wouldn’t be in this situation if they had killed the Big 12 when they had the chance. The moral of the story is to never let your enemies survive to kill you one day.
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Hey @Twitter whatever the fuck all that bullshit was let's not do that again we love you
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Celebrate, Blue Jackets people! #CBJ
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Tune in tonight to @NewsNation On Balance with @LelandVittert to catch me and my bud @stranter argue about some kind of nonsense …
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Bruh was killed by @kurtbardella
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@Stocktwits7 Jun 2023
CNN Chairman and CEO Chris Licht is out after less than a year cnn.it/43L43o7
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🧵For context, this is the @latimes column I penned in August of 2022 that according to @TheAtlantic @TimAlberta's deep dive into CNN, had CEO Chris Licht bragging to his friends that he would "destroy" me. Link: latimes.com/opinion/story/20…
Contributor: Why CNN’s efforts to appease democracy’s enemies will backfire

Contributor: Why CNN’s efforts to appease democracy’s enemies will backfire

Does the network really think MAGA loyalists will start watching CNN regularly if they have more Trumpers on their shows?

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Every side of a FORD MUSTANG is the good side, but especially this one. #FrontEndFriday _ 📸: Alex Sizemore, Tyler Mccann, Stephen Hayes, Nenad Mitrović
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nobody actually lost a blue check because the checks were technically white, the little bubble was bl-- [crowd boos mercilessly]
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Remember when Twitter was a good source for real-time information
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