I can’t understand why it’s so hard for these ppl in the ig comments to accept an adult shouldn’t attack and threaten anyone’s child …this is crazy lol
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Cristiano Ronaldo has officially retired from international football 🇵🇹
He retires with the most caps in international football (234) and most goals in international football (146) 🐐
Men does just come on her and make up things with confidence lol
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If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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It's sort of a non issue I know but Price Smart stopping me at the door to show my membership card is infuriating to me
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We don’t need AI, what we need is the ability to turn a PDF back into a word doc without the formatting looking like it survived a plane crash.
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Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.
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getting old is insane. we found out last week my grandpa has cancer and the doctor was just like "he's 90 years old, he says it's not bothering him, we're just gonna leave it be, otherwise we'd make him miserable" and like. yeah he's kinda right
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Our employees have been begging us to try a four-day workweek.
I'm open-minded, so we ran a pilot.
Monday through Thursday.
Same salary.
Same workload.
Productivity actually increased.
People were happier.
Turnover dropped.
It was one of the most successful HR experiments we've ever conducted.
So naturally we ended it.
If they can get five days of work done in four days, imagine how much they can get done in five.
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19 years ago today, Asafa Powell 🇯🇲 “mistakenly” broke his own 100m World Record in Rieti, clocking 9.74s while visibly slowing to a jog before the finish line.
He lowered his own World Record of 9.77s which he had run 3 times between 2005 & 2006.


















