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I can’t understand why it’s so hard for these ppl in the ig comments to accept an adult shouldn’t attack and threaten anyone’s child …this is crazy lol
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Cristiano Ronaldo has officially retired from international football 🇵🇹 He retires with the most caps in international football (234) and most goals in international football (146) 🐐
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Got to take back my BRA tweets didn’t even see men sort me 😂
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Men does just come on her and make up things with confidence lol
It's genuinely the rise of conservatism. There are people in Barbados actively lobbying to remove comprehensive sex education in schools because they believe there's some sinister gay or trans agenda behind it. And it's been successful to a degree believe it or not
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If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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Cecil TM © retweeted
It's sort of a non issue I know but Price Smart stopping me at the door to show my membership card is infuriating to me
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Literally watched Luka talk shit to PG13 and Kawhi in intense playoff runs. He literally talked shit to Devin Booker down 3-2 to a 60 win first seed team. Yall just be on here chatting 😂
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We don’t need AI, what we need is the ability to turn a PDF back into a word doc without the formatting looking like it survived a plane crash.
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Cecil TM © retweeted
Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.
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If Wembanyama was 6'5 he'd be looting stores in France
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Crazy times lol
you know what made me laugh? Man goes to check in for his flight and is told the flight left two hours early and people were in the comments saying that he should have gone to the airport earlier. Y’all are insane
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Mark andrews was placed in Baltimore by the fbi to keep the black man down
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How men lock up rugrat for dancing on a counter and this man could get a fine ?
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getting old is insane. we found out last week my grandpa has cancer and the doctor was just like "he's 90 years old, he says it's not bothering him, we're just gonna leave it be, otherwise we'd make him miserable" and like. yeah he's kinda right
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Cecil TM © retweeted
Man City’s lawyer winning 1 out of the 115 charges
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One thing I noticed as an adult, you can survive being around other sick adults, but the moment you get near a sick kid???? Hang it up LMAAOOOO
yesterday a child coughed in my face, today my throat itches am i cooked be honest
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Our employees have been begging us to try a four-day workweek. I'm open-minded, so we ran a pilot. Monday through Thursday. Same salary. Same workload. Productivity actually increased. People were happier. Turnover dropped. It was one of the most successful HR experiments we've ever conducted. So naturally we ended it. If they can get five days of work done in four days, imagine how much they can get done in five.
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19 years ago today, Asafa Powell 🇯🇲 “mistakenly” broke his own 100m World Record in Rieti, clocking 9.74s while visibly slowing to a jog before the finish line. He lowered his own World Record of 9.77s which he had run 3 times between 2005 & 2006.
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Julien Alfred 🇱🇨 clocks 21.79s (+0.1) to win the women's 200m Diamond League trophy! 2. Kayla White 🇺🇸 22.00 3. Amy Hunt 🇬🇧 22.16 (SB)
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